Death Metal Remix of Rebecca Black’s Abysmal “Friday” video

Remember “Friday” from a few weeks ago? Try this on: Then try this (Warning: not responsible for fits, strokes, self-mutilation,...

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Map of Metal
Dec10

Map of Metal

The Mother Lode with full tracks of your favorite genres and bands – including one of my favs Mother Love Bone....

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We need more metal…

…on the FoB. Like the old days. So, here’s a start. I think this fits several of our categories. Not only does Skeletonwitch make awesome metal, but they’ve made a new video that even Thumb might be tricked into approving...

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Digit’s (overdue) Iron Man 2 Review.  Screw 3 Sentences.
May10

Digit’s (overdue) Iron Man 2 Review. Screw 3 Sentences.

This is too momentous for me to be restricted to 3 sentences.  Also, I already wrote it for my Facebook page.  So… Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. OK, so most of you know me as the biggest Iron Man nerd you’ve ever met. And it’s true. I am. So Thursday night I queued up behind a group of failed hipsters rolling on extacy, rapping poorly and making asses of themselves, to see the midnight show of Iron Man 2. The failed hipsters were...

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My mom is too

Anybody out there got a mom who isn’t? “My childhood photos cock-block me.”...

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