Handling Road Rage

The guy in the gray car got cut off by the blue car at the intersection, and chases the blue...

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The Jesus Toaster is Here

It was only a matter of time.  Now, with each new day, you can relive the excitement of seeing a classical Jesus-mug burnt into your toast. For an even more righteous experience, I recommend you toast Ezekiel 4:9 sprouted grain bread and top it with locusts and honey, a la...

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What Do Stale Fiddle-Faddle and Heroin Have In Common?
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What Do Stale Fiddle-Faddle and Heroin Have In Common?

“In Lemmingham did Kubla Khan A sacred pleasure dome decree Where Alph the sacred river ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea.” (With apologies to Coleridge) Via the Bellingham  Herald– Feds uncover opium poppy smuggling operation at Bellingham discount store Six men were arrested Wednesday, Sept. 1, on suspicion of intending to smuggle into Canada opium poppies that they allegedly picked up at...

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The Dead Zones

A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. – H.P. Lovecraft, “Nyarlathotep” Okay, okay. It’s not that bad. Yet. According to 24/7 Wall Street, these are America’s Ten Dead Cities. Read the full...

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Bad Sushi

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