What’s up with the cannibalism?

Okay, first the a guy in Miama eats another guy’s face. We’ve all heard about it by now. The prevailing theory is that he was having a bad acid trip. Then, a Swedish professor is arrested and arraigned for cutting off his wife’s lips and eating them. Turns out he thought she was cheating on him, and claims that his “honor” was offended. Lastly, he’s originally from Iran. Pretty much explains this...

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May24

Let’s go down to the Heart Attack Grill We can watch the paramedics walk by Watch the coronaries clutch their chests and fall down Stare out at the Vegas sky Yes, it’s for real. Down in Vegas you can stop by The Heart Attack Grill and engorge some of the unhealthiest food on the planet. Single/double/triple/quadruple “Bypass Burgers. ” “Flatliner Fries.” And their house wine selection offers a...

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Vagina Cupcakes
Oct20

Vagina Cupcakes

Karma sent this in a while ago. Vagina cupcakes. The whole story is on Flickr, but I hope you’ll enjoy this little snippet: My husband was so disturbed by this that he wouldn’t even go in the kitchen. When he saw what I what I was making he said something about them being too realistic and he averted his eyes. I tried to shove them in his face and he scurried back into his office. If I hadn’t been saving them for...

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This made me LOL, for real

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The Jesus Toaster is Here

It was only a matter of time.  Now, with each new day, you can relive the excitement of seeing a classical Jesus-mug burnt into your toast. For an even more righteous experience, I recommend you toast Ezekiel 4:9 sprouted grain bread and top it with locusts and honey, a la...

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