Two Short Thematic Poems

GOATSE In the realm of outliers, on the sexual spectrum, A fetishist favors the prolapsed rectum, The latter induced by the spread of the speculum, Or by Spitzvogel’s handebung, applied as a nostrum. Now it protrudes like a rostrum and gapes like a transom Dr. Tulp’s lesson, by contrast, was handsome. GOATSE (reprise) A pretty painted lady, down on Sunset Boulevard, Wears adult-sized diapers beneath her leotards. She...

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I found this…

oddly arousing. Except for when it blew...

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Boob Cake

Just type “boob cake” into a google search and click images. It’s that...

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Food Crush Foot Fetish Videos

I don’t know how I stumble  upon these sorts of things. I’d rather not. It’s like, “Oh, fer Chrissakes, the crushing of various foods by girls with dainty painted feet and spiked heels has become a fetish genre in its own right…” Are there dudes, somewhere, who spank their monks to this stuff? Of course. I just know it, sight unseen. Some probably even pay money for “private shows.” By...

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Fist of Drool

Feeling ok about yourself? Pretty happy with your life? Here’s the cure for that. Look at ALL the...

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