Death Metal Remix of Rebecca Black’s Abysmal “Friday” video

Remember “Friday” from a few weeks ago? Try this on: Then try this (Warning: not responsible for fits, strokes, self-mutilation,...

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The Real Father Christmas
Dec12

The Real Father Christmas

The “Father Christmas” of an earlier time, unlike his Capitalist counterpart – the uniformly jolly fat man in the red suit – was a different sort of being. Part bright and part dark, he was an elemental, of sorts. As such, he was awesome.  The Coca-Cola Saint is positively weak in comparison. The following image and text are taken from the website Strange Lands: Supernatural Creatures of the Celtic Otherworld,...

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Christianity Defined

It’s new to me – maybe not to you. Either way, it’s awesome– Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical...

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Fiddling with Lucifer’s Junk
Mar30

Fiddling with Lucifer’s Junk

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Pot calling the kettle black

From a Christian right-wing site, one day after the election– Advice to Christians: Defend life, prepare for persecution With the prospect of a liberal Democratic leadership taking hold on Capitol Hill, two evangelical leaders are counseling fellow believers to stand firm in defense of Christian liberties and freedoms against the possibility of radicals in Congress overreaching their power…....

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