Chocolate Jesus Milk, Lite
Fisted by stinkfinger under Food, Jesus, Religion, Uncle Stink's Warped Christmas Emporium, Weird Heads on Thu, Nov 26, 2009
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Hark the Klingon Book of Mormon
Fisted by JFinger under Books, Jesus, WTF, asinine, information on Wed, Nov 25, 2009
Tags: Book, geek, holiday, Mormon
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For the truly Geek Mormon in your family…
Bellevue’s “Knotty Bodies” Espresso-Skin Stand Under Fire
Fisted by stinkfinger under Cartoon, Photoshop, meat, photos on Wed, Nov 25, 2009
Tags: Bellevue, bikin, controversy, espresso, g-string, skin, washington
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Bellevue residents blast new bikini espresso stand
The bikini baristas made their Bellevue debut in a Chevron parking lot Saturday. By Monday, residents had coordinated a letter-writing campaign to Chevron and organized to speak to the Bellevue City Council at a meeting tonight about it, and stations including KING-TV and KOMO-TV had aired stories about its appearance.
The sign for Knotty Bodies Espresso went up last Thursday at the intersection of Northeast Eighth Street and 164th Avenue Northeast, said resident Nick Bean, who took pictures of the bright-red hut and emailed them to other residents.
“I was incredulous,” he said….
Here’s my reply to all the furor:
Christmas Gift Ideas (bad ones)
Fisted by Thumb under Products on Tue, Nov 24, 2009
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These all came from our constant reader, Pain.
First, the weirdest santa toy ever. It even comes with a temporary Goatse.
Now the other stuff:
do you drink this tonic?
How the hell do you choke on this?
Ninjas 1 Pirates 2
Fisted by FingerPuppet under music on Mon, Nov 23, 2009
Tags: converter, mp3, pirates score, youtube
Quick! Comment first!
Pirates score big with this one. It has been avaliable for download on CNET since Nov 9th and has 6.7M dowloads so far. It works as expected. Copy the YouTube URL and paste to the application and, way faster than you would expect, you have a mp3 version of the audio from the video. Get it before the corporations find a way to determine you can’t.
“Meat Head” or “To my God I reveal my inner self.”
Fisted by stinkfinger under Food, Weird Heads, art, meat on Sun, Nov 22, 2009
Tags: art, head, macabre, meat, skeleton, skull
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Via emergencyfan2000’s photostream–
Note label on the table: “Donner Family Picnic.”
I considered doing a Photoslop with a bipedal wild boar carrying this tray, in parody of the ancient Yuletide tradition. Upon reflection, it seemed like too much work, but had I done it, I would have called it, simply, “Bringing in the Man’s Head.”
Spacious Thoughts video featuring Kool Keith and Tom Waits rapping
Fisted by Thumb under video on Sun, Nov 22, 2009
Tags: kool keith, music, music video, nasa, rap, Tom Waits, video
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As previously documented, this is probably my favorite Tom Waits guest star ever.
I just wish the weird preview didn’t happen before the BoingBoing logo.
Interview and original post here
via Eyeballkid.blogspot.com.
Christian Side Hug
Fisted by Digit under How To, Jesus, Religion, Smut (Soft), The Great Beyond, WTF, asinine, fetish, god, kids, music, youtube on Thu, Nov 19, 2009
Tags: Christian Side Hug, Sad sad people
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The Christian Side Hug (Not to be confused with the Hindu Lateral Embrace) is a way to hug someone while avoiding the possibility of your groins rubbing together under your clothes.
FINALLY!!!!
I’ve been Heathen Front Hugging people for decades now, and more than half the time it leads to uncontrollable fits of pelvic thrusting. And about once out of every ten times THAT happens, my wild and vicious thrusting will pierce a woman’s clothes and I end up TOTALLY fucking her. I have babies all over the world. It’s a burden.
But behold, Jesus (and these terrible white people) have the answer!
Middle
omg what a car
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