Fisted by Middle under Fistable, youtube on Sat, Jan 7, 2012
Tags: pagan atheists to the tune of my hump
1 Comment
I think it might be better to let the top two youtube comments speak for this video.
1. “Future Atheists”
2. “parenting. you’re doing it wrong.”
Also, I’d like to note that it would be super easy to rhyme at least two of their lines with vagina and masturbate.
Fisted by Middle under Fistable, photos on Sat, Jan 7, 2012
Tags: lactating woman with seagull painting
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What does a seagull have to do with a lactating breast? Only the Chinese know for sure. Hop on this sweet painting before it’s gone forever relisted. Also, this woman isn’t “blond.” But that seems like splitting hairs.
Fisted by Thumb under video on Sat, Jan 7, 2012
Tags: acting, Barfing, movies, puke, sfx, vomit
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One of the ingredients here made me “hurk” a little. I’d say Royce Clemens, the man on the screen should be given a medal for keeping that stuff in his gullet for so long.
And just in case you love this, consider kickstarting the project. Kickstarting ends January 21, but it’s a worthy cause, and you can get your name in the credits of a Bellingham-made movie.
Fisted by Middle under Fistable, video on Wed, Nov 30, 2011
Tags: alternate reality metal music video
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“The King that Never Was” by Alternate Reality (2011)
Via Metalsucks.
Filmed in a public “castle” in Cleveland, Alternate Reality blend repetitive metal riffs with the self-parody of LARPing. Narrated by a busty thespian, the actors in this live action spectacle swat at each other with their replica weapons on manicured lawns while the band chugs through lyrics about Arthur and Mordrid. The results, while certainly not “good,” are doubtlessly entertaining, and, like a train wreck, one can’t pull his eyes away until the final sword fight ends in bloodshed.
Best Lyrics: Mad, mad Merlin. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Fisted by DirtFinger under Phone Phinger Photos on Sun, Nov 27, 2011
Quick! Comment first!
Fisted by DirtFinger under Phone Phinger Photos on Thu, Nov 24, 2011
[2] Comments
Somwething to be thankful for. You can thank me later.
Middle: SO much fun to be had with explosives.
Alayna Hupp: Enjoyed every bit of your blog.Really looking forward to read more. Keep writing.
Naomi Holland: I really like and appreciate your article post. Much obliged.
Thumb: I crave hard weiner sales!
Utzler: Two years out of jail? Damn, girlfriend, that’s a long time! (I know how magnets work, unlike you.)
