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Boob Cake

Just type “boob cake” into a google search and click images.
It’s that simple.

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Hoodrat stuff wif mah friends.

Although this is old news, I still find myself close to tears laughing at this little boy.

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Don’t smoke with cigarettes.

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Food Crush Foot Fetish Videos

I don’t know how I stumble  upon these sorts of things. I’d rather not. It’s like, “Oh, fer Chrissakes, the crushing of various foods by girls with dainty painted feet and spiked heels has become a fetish genre in its own right…”

Are there dudes, somewhere, who spank their monks to this stuff? Of course. I just know it, sight unseen. Some probably even pay money for “private shows.”

By comparison, the rabbi Chaim Baummel, being whipped by a dominatrix, while his wife sat a his feet and ate pork, is kinda comprehensible.

Without further exposition—

Carla’s pretty piggies fornicate with a ripe banana. Heads up: she wants to trade videos.

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For advanced practicioners, spiked heels meet Spam and love it slowly…

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Hey Yo

I thought the time had passed in my life when I would ever see someone yo-yoing and be super impressed.  I suspected it had all been done before in the world of yo-yo.  But then this guy brought it to a whole new level.

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Spam Love II Part 1

You might remember my intense email relationship with Russian “Elena.” She stopped writing me back after I sent her the email with the image I created of myself with a tattooed forehead. I was very disappointed. I felt like I’d lost someone who would love me no matter what awful things I wrote.

So, I was delighted to see an email in my Yahoo inbox from a woman named “Marina.” She also claims to be Russian and writes long-winded messages. I think our relationship is moving more quickly to the asking-for-money phase so I’m hoping to get a real person on the hook eventually. We’ll see. I’ve decided not to send any more images of “myself” for the time being in case that was getting me the boot from the spam server or something.

Read the emails after the jump. One of the images is NSFW. It’s just a butt, butt I thought you might want to know.

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The Iraq War is OVER!!!

The last of our combat troops are leaving Iraq right now.

50,000 trainers and administrators are remaining, but with the departure of these troops officially ends Operation Iraqi Freedom.

It also ends 7 1/2 years of BULLSHIT.

AWESOME news!!!

U.S. Ending Combat Operations In Iraq

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For those who like Science, maybe

Footage taken from a camera and mike stuck on a solid rocket booster for a Shuttle launch.

It gets good at about the 2:00 mark.

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