Pagan Atheists

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I think it might be better to let the top two youtube comments speak for this video.

1. “Future Atheists”

2. “parenting. you’re doing it wrong.”

Also, I’d like to note that it would be super easy to rhyme at least two of their lines with vagina and masturbate.

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Come and get it

What does a seagull have to do with a lactating breast? Only the Chinese know for sure. Hop on this sweet painting before it’s gone forever relisted. Also, this woman isn’t “blond.” But that seems like splitting hairs.

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Vomit Wrangler

One of the ingredients here made me “hurk” a little. I’d say Royce Clemens, the man on the screen should be given a medal for keeping that stuff in his gullet for so long.

And just in case you love this, consider kickstarting the project. Kickstarting ends January 21, but it’s a worthy cause, and you can get your name in the credits of a Bellingham-made movie.

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They really are happier than us

Lard

They're happy because they eat lard!

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New Worst Metal Video

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“The King that Never Was” by Alternate Reality (2011)

Via Metalsucks.

Filmed in a public “castle” in Cleveland, Alternate Reality blend repetitive metal riffs with the self-parody of LARPing. Narrated by a busty thespian, the actors in this live action spectacle swat at each other with their replica weapons on manicured lawns while the band chugs through lyrics about Arthur and Mordrid. The results, while certainly not “good,” are doubtlessly entertaining, and, like a train wreck, one can’t pull his eyes away until the final sword fight ends in bloodshed.

Best Lyrics: Mad, mad Merlin. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

More Worst Metal Videos here!

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Behold…

Something to make Thumb jealous.

The triple mustache.

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Unbelievable

Something good comes from the Vatican. A detailed, virtual tour of the Sistine Chapel.

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Arnold Narrates “Total Recall”

Somwething to be thankful for. You can thank me later.

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