Not the QB for Denver, mind you, the body builder one.  Was it his girlfriend on the car in the post below?

This looks like it hurts.  It hurts to even look at him.  Sorry for posting.

Here’s one that at least deserves honorable mention in the “most revolting scenes in 20th century cinema” category. I suppose the surreal twist lessens the impact, though, taking it out of the real world. Still, the analogy to pearl diving is….interesting.

 From 2007–

This Onion news story has sooooo many hilariously quotable lines, I almost wish the product was real.

Because sometimes, I just don’t feel like moving my arms.

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Now I know why Prince wrote music.

Hit Show for the full glory, in your face.

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Here’s the commentary via IM from myself and YakooFinger:

Digit Her name is Bruce!!
Digit And he has boob bruises.
YakooFinger look at that porcelain skin, jet black hair… those peircing eyes
YakooFinger it’s like seeing an angel
Digit And that dude is lit to the gills because he knows later he’s gonna git wit dat.
YakooFinger looks like Steve’O’s little brother or something
Digit I imagine she has a Dr. Girlfriend style voice.
Digit And she talks about her poops.
Digit And punches harder than her boyfriend.
YakooFinger and has a dick
Digit Or at least a MASSIVE clit.
YakooFinger oh for sure
YakooFinger so massive, it actually pokes out of the snarl of pubic hair that you KNOW is down there
Digit The snarl that has taken over her inner thighs as well as her stinkpot.
YakooFinger sometimes when she walks, her hairs get snagged on other hairs and pull out of her skin because they’re all matted together. she has learned to live with it and doesn’t even notice anymore. her skin still looks like she has acne on her thighs though

Just one of those stumbled upon things–