This might not mean much unless you were there, but here’s a little video I cobbled together to show what it was like for Ms. Dirt and me to be on the road with Shane of the Mighty Horn of Soul on the Knoxville-Jacksonville (with a little side trip to Savannah)-Mobile-Birmingham-Atlanta leg of the recent TW Tour through America.

FWIW, IMO, Birmingham kicked ass on every other TW show I’ve ever seen (14), and so if you’re looking for boots from this tour, I think that’s the one you want.

I have decided, without reservation, that this is the coolest monk who ever lived. Step aside Saint Francis of Assisi.

He throws up the Devil Horns for Christ!!!

Some of you may remember a commercial for Snickers a few years ago starring Mr. T. For those of you who don’t remember, or haven’t seen it, witness perfection:

Well, there’s a follow-up, and it has scientifically proven that perfection isn’t unique. It can be achieved again.

Now excuse me while I go punch some elderly people. Mr. T’s got Digit all pumped up to bust some faces, but Digit knows his limits. I’m OUT!!

Hey… Hey Mortimer! C’mere a minute!!

Remember Ashleywhateverthefuckherhandleis? The skinny skank talking gay ghetto trash?

Looks like someone else caught the disease, only without teh gay.

Monscooch posted this video and named it the second best Star Wars video of the year (first place went to our very own Middle’s Star Wars Reviewed By A 3-Year-Old.

I’ve got to say that Monscooch is nuts. This is at least TIED with our favorite little nerd girl.

Note that Lando (one of the many great parts in this video) is played by the same guy who’s looking at panties in the beginning of the “I Feel Great” video.

FYI: If you run onstage during a Tool concert and try to hug Maynard, please keep in mind that he knows Judo. So expect to be hip-tossed, mounted, choked, humped, ridden, and then patted on the back.

Someone out there created this AMAZING short, stop-motion animated piece chronicling the past 70 of world events using food items. Each item represents the nation it is from, and it’s occasionally difficult to tell what the food is and therefore what it represents (So THAT’S what Kimchi looks like) so it may be useful to reference the cheat sheet. I recommend, however, that you watch it through once before checking the sheet to see how much you pick up, then consult and watch again.

I just found a finger’s video.

WHICH FINGER IS IT??