NSFW unless your boss is perverted.

Long time no write. Oh how I have missed my devoted reader.

Here’s a reward for waiting so patiently. This is just for you, you know who you are.

I must preface this post by stating I do not speak Portuguese, and I really don’t understand Spanish very well.
At best I will translate this as “Genuine love, Bicycle in your exit.” The rest speaks for itself, and I can’t really translate that either.

And put it on Youtube. That’s where I found it. I first noticed it because it was filmed in East Berlin and I’d been to some of the sites in the video, but then I started noticing her face and how the Duckface took over and now that’s all I can see when I watch this.

Here you go. The Duckface Song.

This is why you don’t want to take a bus hostage in Russia…

I think it might be better to let the top two youtube comments speak for this video.

1. “Future Atheists”

2. “parenting. you’re doing it wrong.”

Also, I’d like to note that it would be super easy to rhyme at least two of their lines with vagina and masturbate.

As Mashups go, this one is pretty good. What makes it even better is the fact that according to the Uploader, he didn’t have to do any editing whatsoever. He just put the whole song on the Lobby Scene from the Matrix and it worked that well.