oddly arousing. Except for when it blew up.

Although this is old news, I still find myself close to tears laughing at this little boy.

Don’t smoke with cigarettes.

I don’t know how I stumble  upon these sorts of things. I’d rather not. It’s like, “Oh, fer Chrissakes, the crushing of various foods by girls with dainty painted feet and spiked heels has become a fetish genre in its own right…”

Are there dudes, somewhere, who spank their monks to this stuff? Of course. I just know it, sight unseen. Some probably even pay money for “private shows.”

By comparison, the rabbi Chaim Baummel, being whipped by a dominatrix, while his wife sat a his feet and ate pork, is kinda comprehensible.

Without further exposition—

Carla’s pretty piggies fornicate with a ripe banana. Heads up: she wants to trade videos.

For advanced practicioners, spiked heels meet Spam and love it slowly…

I thought the time had passed in my life when I would ever see someone yo-yoing and be super impressed.  I suspected it had all been done before in the world of yo-yo.  But then this guy brought it to a whole new level.

Footage taken from a camera and mike stuck on a solid rocket booster for a Shuttle launch.

It gets good at about the 2:00 mark.

If Ray Bradbury posses a heterosexual penis, he should be tracking this buxom babe down and singing her body electric.

NSFW lyrics.

Fucking unbelievable.

County Law is a COPS-like show, filmed and broadcast in Montgomery, Alabama. In this video, policemen are in the middle of arresting a woman when her sister sees the cameras. Let’s just say that she gets a tad bit excited.