Fucking unbelievable.

Friends, I am about to introduce you some of the stupidest people on the Internet, simply by sharing a link with you. This link is the same as the one that will come up in the #3 position on a Google Search for “facebook login.”

Visit the page. Scan the article to catch the gist of it, and then scroll down and scan the comments….

Phenomenal stupidity. Stupidity so profound that if it had a smell, it would cause you to throw up a little bit in your mouth, spontaneously.

http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/facebook_wants_to_be_your_one_true_login.php

Last month I posted a funky Facebook ad I saw in the sidebar – funky because the image chosen for the ad clearly did not fit the subject matter. This prompted ChaosFist to comment:

I love AI tech thats being used to serve ads, wtf is this, yet another stolen facebook pic fail?

Here’s one I just saw that strikes me as funny, and ripe for a pithy caption statement–

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Something about a lot of the character illustrations from 19th and early 20th century children’s books has always creeped me out. I guess people had a different idea of  “cuteness” way back when. Take Humpty-Dumpty below as a case in point. I wouldn’t have found him “cute” or “funny” or “appealing” when I was a kid, and I don’t find him so, now. To me, he looks scary. Malevolent. The stuff that nightmares are made of.

I added my own caption to this image to further illustrate the point.

And you went ahead and wore it to work.

Or I have just been out of the fashion loop for too long?

The first pic I call “Melanoma with Muscles.” And his face is just deeply disturbing. The second one makes me think of the Family Guy episode where the doctor tells Popeye that his preternaturally large forearms are advanced tumors, rather than muscles: “My God – did you think arms are supposed to look like this?”