NSFW unless your boss is perverted.

Long time no write. Oh how I have missed my devoted reader.

Here’s a reward for waiting so patiently. This is just for you, you know who you are.

I must preface this post by stating I do not speak Portuguese, and I really don’t understand Spanish very well.
At best I will translate this as “Genuine love, Bicycle in your exit.” The rest speaks for itself, and I can’t really translate that either.

This video looks like it’ll be repetitive for a minute or two and then just never delivers on the stupid repetitiveness threat.

It is amazing.

And put it on Youtube. That’s where I found it. I first noticed it because it was filmed in East Berlin and I’d been to some of the sites in the video, but then I started noticing her face and how the Duckface took over and now that’s all I can see when I watch this.

Here you go. The Duckface Song.

Very limited time offer…

Thanks to Slashfilm for the tip.

Those with sharp eyes (or, really any eyes at all all) will enjoy the horse robot with a “fuckable butt.”

NSFW, y’all!

One of the ingredients here made me “hurk” a little. I’d say Royce Clemens, the man on the screen should be given a medal for keeping that stuff in his gullet for so long.

And just in case you love this, consider kickstarting the project. Kickstarting ends January 21, but it’s a worthy cause, and you can get your name in the credits of a Bellingham-made movie.

“The King that Never Was” by Alternate Reality (2011)

Via Metalsucks.

Filmed in a public “castle” in Cleveland, Alternate Reality blend repetitive metal riffs with the self-parody of LARPing. Narrated by a busty thespian, the actors in this live action spectacle swat at each other with their replica weapons on manicured lawns while the band chugs through lyrics about Arthur and Mordrid. The results, while certainly not “good,” are doubtlessly entertaining, and, like a train wreck, one can’t pull his eyes away until the final sword fight ends in bloodshed.

Best Lyrics: Mad, mad Merlin. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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