Prof Chandra Wickramasinghe, of Cardiff University, said new research “overwhelmingly” supported the view that human life started from outside our Earth.

There is a new handmade stuff website in town…and it’s awesome

Craftastrophe

“Because handmade isn’t always pretty”

This site is described by the title. It is nothing more and nothing less.

AnimalsWithLightsabers

tyranosaurus rex lightsaber battle

Via Karma.

Let me google fatfinger is a chump for you. Click the link for hot google action.

Horrible crafts listed at Regretsy.

custom made magical spinner

Thanks to Karma for sending this in.

I waited a month and a half to post it on purpose. To demonstrate the subject matter. Or something.

StandForChristmas.com shows you which national chains are “Christmas-friendly,” and which aren’t.

By “Christmas-friendly,” they mean “say ‘Merry Christmas’ instead of ‘happy holidays.’”

From their site:

We soon discovered that citizens across the nation were growing dissatisfied with the tendency of corporations to omit references to “Christmas” from holiday promotions. Many said they preferred to patronize retailers that recognized the reason so many Americans exchange gifts at Christmastime.

Thus, we set out to assist you, the consumer.

In recent years, Focus on the Family has evaluated the advertising of major retailers and assigned ratings based on their level of “Christmas-friendliness.” We provided these ratings in an annual shopping guide. The response from consumers – and media outlets – has been remarkable.

‘Scuse my french, but fuck these fucks. Who gives a shit?

I don’t think I posted this yet.

Thanks to GeniusFinger for the tip.

From Awful Library Books.

crafts for the retarded

Crafts for Retarded: Through their hands they shall learn
McNiece
1964

A quote from the cover blurb: “This book is written primarily for teachers and for parents whose youngsters have come into the world with less potential than the so-called ‘average’ child.”

I know The Fist went PG-13/R a while back, but this is too good not to share.  Also, it’s not ON The Fist, you have to go to another page.

Please don’t ask me where I found this.  Suffice it to say, I think porn is awesome, but every now and again, you run across something that leaves your mouth agape.

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