Maybe you didn’t know this yet but the fingers of Fist of Blog are all chipping in to buy a new sex robot (and matching brown paper bag to cover her face). She/it will be available on a time share basis so get on the list now!

Crappy looking sex robot on CNN.

We should all suffer together.

Found on a random myspace page. Yes, those do still exist.

The Christian Side Hug (Not to be confused with the Hindu Lateral Embrace) is a way to hug someone while avoiding the possibility of your groins rubbing together under your clothes.

FINALLY!!!!

I’ve been Heathen Front Hugging people for decades now, and more than half the time it leads to uncontrollable fits of pelvic thrusting.  And about once out of every ten times THAT happens, my wild and vicious thrusting will pierce a woman’s clothes and I end up TOTALLY fucking her.  I have babies all over the world.  It’s a burden.

But behold, Jesus (and these terrible white people) have the answer!

So, I was at a karaoke contest at the Fairhaven Martini Bar last Friday (where I won $100, by the way) and my friend, BottomFinger, usually makes up a name for herself when she fills out the song request slips.  This evening she asked me what her name should be.  I thought for a moment, then said, “TitMouse!”  She used it.  But the thought of a titmouse made me flip over one of the song request slips and start to doodle.  Soon, BottomFinger added some, then I added more, then she added some, and so on.  The result was this:

It made me laugh enough to take a picture by candle light.

Are you sick and tired of the lame ass marketing campaign for the MMORG game Evony?  Beautiful women for a lame ass fantasy game – that’s elves and wizards, not a Playboy Bunny kind of fantasy…

I mean, if you want a beautiful woman to market your game, we’ll take cleavage, some sort of costume and armament, and a nice pair of legs……..like this:

Oh safari.  It brings you closer to nature than you’ve ever been.

… aaaand back to sleep.

Have you seen this one yet?  F’ing disturbing to say the least…

WARNING: Video contains graphic sexual images