I don’t normally include current events in my comic, but i decided to make an exception to that rule today.

Here.

And now, from the great state of Texas, one of the few places where you can get chicken fried bacon–

Read the article “Meet the Flintstones” here

Yeah, we know that the warlike tribal deity Yaweh, lord of Jews and Gentiles alike, is the genuine Big Cheese, but if you’re curious about one or more in the  vast pantheon of  “pagan” gods manufactured by humans, this site is a good place to start–

http://www.godchecker.com

Prof Chandra Wickramasinghe, of Cardiff University, said new research “overwhelmingly” supported the view that human life started from outside our Earth.

Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over that action.

But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I’m no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.

Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth — glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven’t you seen “Crossroads”? Or “Damn Yankees”?

If I had a thing going with Haiti, there’d be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox — that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it — I’m just saying: Not how I roll.

You’re doing great work, Pat, and I don’t want to clip your wings — just, come on, you’re making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That’s working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.

Best, Satan

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The Fistable Pics folder has a good heft to it.  Time to dump.

Satan responds to Pat Robertson’s Haiti remarks

1. 3o or so years in the future there has been some kind of cataclysmic event that left most everything dead and dry, including this movie.
2. Denzel Washington plays Mad Max (only he’s just slightly peeved), Mila Kunis plays the dog in A Boy and His Dog (only WAY hotter), Gary Oldman plays Dennis Hopper in Waterworld (only with a bad leg instead of a bad eye), and Tom Waits plays Tom Waits from Mystery Men (exactly).
3. Half a dozen actions scenes pepper this movie with just enough spice to make the slow dead parts just palatable enough to make me forget the assholes behind me after I told them to shut the fuck up.