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Anything I could say won’t make this any more awesome than it already is.

Paris is hardly blogworthy. I admit this could potentially be my worst post yet… unless I go through with the proposed “thumb as a teenager yearbook photo” post.

This guy, however; is fucking awesome. He is likely schizophrenic and he filed a restraining order against Paris.

PDF image of the documents.
It’s hardly legible and makes reference to her making his family play a game, preventing him from getting a job, and sexually threatening him. He wishes.

Original story here, citing your sources is ethical if not embarrassing.
And how do we ALL get a restraining order against her collectively? I leave that to you.

These guys built a set of Tesla coils that actually are tuned to be used for musical performance.
(if you are wondering what that is you aren’t nerdy enough for this site but, here you go: Tesla coil Wiki )

ArcAttack.com

The imperial death march, a test of a Faraday suit for a M.C. who performs with the 6 person group.

This video has some good shots of the programmed analog drum set.

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From the site:

“Creators of the original Singing Tesla Coils, the crew of ArcAttack uses their high tech wizardry to generate a truly ‘electrifying’ performance. Two custom engineered hand built Tesla Coils throw out electrical arcs up to twelve feet long, each one acting as an instrument with a sound reminiscent of the early days of the synthesizer. A robotic drum set accompanies the spectacle, it’s high power LED’s flashing bright colors with the stroke of each mechanically actuated stick, while ArcAttack’s six members churn out rhythmic instrumental melodies. Live instruments meet drum loops and samples to produce rock, electronica and indie with a splash of punk and a dash of metal served with a side of pop. During the show, the MC engages both the crowd and the Tesla Coils by walking through ½ Million Volt sparks wearing the relatively thin layer of his chain mail Faraday suit. This high power performance is unique in it’s elements and energy, being at the same time mesmerizing and energetically thrilling. “

You be the judge.

Sure the title makes you wonder.. Stacking something while drunk? Stacking people who are drunk?

NO dear friends; stacking crap on passed out drunk people.
Markers are played out, penises drawn on the face, and epic mustaches are all sooo 2009.

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This is a video put together by the Jesus in Space Coalition. “You can’t PROVE God doesn’t exist past the last blue globe thingy.”

Nope. It’s not.  The Jesus in Space Coalition doesn’t exists.  This is just an awesome video.  The kind that made me decide I love science when I was a kid.

As a side note I had just started my “meditation” when I came across this.  The video is awesome no matter what, but just imagine what Jon Stewart would have said about it during his short movie career.  Watch in full screen.