Drop a Goog on it
Jul16

Drop a Goog on it

Henceforth, no member or reader of Fist Of Blog shall use the word “Google” as a verb. Instead, please use the more trendy and correct syntax “drop a Goog on it.” Not only does it sound dirtier, it’ll make you 10%...

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Spam Love V
Jan02

Spam Love V

For Spam Love V, I wanted to try something a little different. I decided that my persona would be that of eight-year-old Charlie, who corresponds with his new email friend without his parents knowing about it. It took a couple of tries, but finally I started to exchange emails with someone named Oksana. Every email she sent was labeled “Hello” which made it a confusing process. She didn’t seem to have nearly as deep...

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Fake Flick: “Mitt Zombie”
Sep27

Fake Flick: “Mitt Zombie”

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Spam Love IV
Aug20

Spam Love IV

Time for another installation of Russian Spam Server Girlfriend! During this exchange, which spanned a month or more, I assumed the personality of Gary, a bodybuilder prone to steroid-induced bouts of rage. Due to certain decisions Gary eventually makes, “Mary” stopped responding all together. From: lady.sharm To: Gary Subject: How are you?sweet!How are you? Wow! You are an exquisite looking man. So stunning. You captured...

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Spam Love III
May07

Spam Love III

So, I finally managed to finagle another email conversation with a Russian Girlfriend Spam Server. You’d think this would be an easy task, but most of the times I try this, I never get a response. The below emails (over 10,000 words!) are between me and “Tatyana” via Yahoo email addresses. Unfortunately, I seem to have lost the original email she sent to my real email address, but the rest of them are included here....

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The Fist Lives
May02

The Fist Lives

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