If Ray Bradbury posses a heterosexual penis, he should be tracking this buxom babe down and singing her body electric.

NSFW lyrics.

OK, maybe not the most interesting use of the technology, but cool anyway, huh?

Click here for the video.

I hope this doesn’t get stuck in your head.

Here’s some code that lets you add swing to any song. It works pretty well on some songs; other songs it just sounds sort of skippy. Any fingers out there tech/music savvy enough to make us some remixes?

The Swinger.

Sweet Child O’ Mine (Swing Version) by plamere

I like my big tabby cat well enough, but like all cats, she has annoying habits. Most notably in that regard, she YOWLS for her food. I feed her at the same times* twice a day, every day, like clockwork, but still she yowls. It’s because she’s too stupid to realize that the feeding process is initiated by me; she thinks that her nerve-jangling yowling is what causes me to get her food.

Most mornings I just tune it out, but this morning after rising and starting the coffee, I opened the curtain to the patio door and there she was, her face pressed against the window–

“RAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!” she said demandingly.

On this  rainy Sunday morning, her persistent howling sounded like what I imagine a catfight, combined with a baby being burnt with cigarettes, would sound like. You’d think she hadn’t eaten in months. And today, I was unusually bleary.  It was getting on my nerves….

Suddenly, a song came to mind unbidden, and I began to sing, thus defusing my angst–

I chop with an axe on the kitty kat’s head,
The kitty kat’s head, the kitty kat’s head,
I chop with an axe on the kitty kat’s head,
All the live long day.

In successive verses, the action is merely changed, e.g.

I make the kitty kat into soup,
Into soup, into soup

Kitty kat meat tastes like chicken,
Tastes like chicken, tastes like chicken

I continued singing my song as I walked her breakfast to the door and set it out, and she sang along with me.
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For those of you who are going to say, “Just leave food out for her constantly,” I feed her this way because she fights with the indoor cat, and because leaving her a bowl of food on the doorstep draws all the neighborhood cats by day, and local raccoons by night.

Fingers. This dude is KILLING anything we’ve got. Especially you, Thumb. Heh. Seriously awesome.

A couple days ago, Fat introduced The Fist to the latest pernicious internet meme.

Since then, I’ve found a few uses and spoofs of it.  Check after the jump for two more.

Oscar winner Christoph Waltz shows us where he got his start.

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