(not) 3 Sentence Movie Reviews: 2012
Fisted by Digit under 3-Sentence Reviews, Explosions, Fire and Flame, Nature, movies on Wed, Nov 18, 2009
Tags: 2012, John Cusack, Roland Emmerich
[4] Comments

In lieu of doing the traditional 3 Sentence Movie Review of 2012, I’d like to do a list of potential alternate titles.
- John Cusack Surfs a Wave of Desrtuction
- Roland Emmerich Blows Up Famous Shit
- Speed
- OH, NUH-UH!
- Planes, Trains, Automobiles and Boats
- I Know Who’s Gonna Die
- Near Miss
- Luckiest Man Alive
- Tool – Ænema
- We’re Fucked
That being said, not a bad movie, over all. It’s boilerplate characters and plot, but the shit blows up REAL nice. I found myself tense and breathless, despite my logical mind knowing exactly what was going to happen.















