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You’ll know that Digit has watched this, when you hear the sonic boom created by his erection.

If this didn’t feature Billy Dee Williams (Lando, Harvy Dent), and have a little bit of a Leap of Faith soundtrack vibe, I’m not sure I’d fist it. But it does, so I do.

What if Tony Stark wanted to dress like a woman? A beautiful, beautiful robot woman.

The official synopsis:

Black20 Trailer Park Presents: Iron Ma’am.

Based upon the success of Iron Man. A sequel is already in the works that takes the franchise in a whole new direction. If you like Iron Man, you’ll love Iron Ma’am.

Via Slashfilm.

This is from “Me and You and Everyone We Know” - if the rest of the movie is half as funny as this scene it must be great. Anyone seen it?

Oh, yeah, and thanks El Hubro for sending this to me.

Artist Cedric Delsaux has created this striking series of pictures of Star Wars characters in otherworldly urban settings.  The juxtaposition is just enough to bring the characters to life, but the settings are bizarre enough to accommodate the fantastical nature of the subjects.

JOUST!!

Oh, and also, NERDGASM!!  It’s been a Star Wars week, huh?

Best Banned Graphic Ever

Trolls Beware. 

Proxy-Posting Thumb (for Index this time) presents: TOKYO GORE POLICE.

Thanks to Warren Ellis (who has a new site design) for this one.

Very gory. NSFW for sure. And beautiful. And disturbing beyond belief. The face flopping to the ground is great.

Just like I like it.

Tomas YoungUpon returning from running some errands a few weeks ago and bustling into the house, as is my habit I asked my father, “Watchya watching?” Usually it’s a perfunctory comment due to his predilection for obscure 7os/80s movies (with too much Neil Diamond in ‘em) and I move along.

But this time I was particularly intrigued because I could hear what sounded suspiciously like Eddie Vedder wailing through the surround sound, and that was very much unlike him. As previously mentioned, my pops was accustomed to bad guys getting capped left, right, and center back in the day but it had to be in Dolby Digital or THX or whatever it was.

So that’s how we listen to everything now; even Lou Dobbs and Charlie Rose. Although it might have more to do with his old age these days (as he’s kreepin’ tru da grazz on 70), and his hearing may be going, but any road…

He barked a pithy, “WATCH!” in response. Sir, YESSIR! MSGT, SIR! I thought and put down the crap in my arms and took a seat. It turns out he had just started watching Bill Moyers Journal. Niiice. I liiiiike me some Bill and some PBS. Okay, so I’d tell me to shaddup too then. The feature was on Body of War, a documentary of twenty-five year old Tomas Young, seen above. After serving less than one week in Iraq, Tomas was wounded by a bullet to the spine; he is paralyzed from the waist down. (more…)

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