This image from SickView.com sets the tone for this post. I hope you’ve already eaten this morning.

View the rest under spoilers at your own risk.

Would YOU stick this in your mouth? Would you stick it anywhere that any of the components are made to be stuck? Me neither.
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Erection at the pool. Not that I can really blame him. I’ve got an erection at my desk right now.
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Ahhhhh, shit. I will never understand how someone can miss the toilet with their butt.
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This one isn’t as bad as the rest, but it still disturbs me mightily, but it gives me many great ideas for future costumes. Ever seen a placenta with a Thumbstyle mustache? Just you wait.
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And finally, a non-horrific image. Putting a fly in the toilet makes us dudes aim better apparently. I’ve seen George Bush targets before, but I really like this one.

Too expensive if you ask me.

Here’s a Monday Morning Yuck for you.

Is this a dude eating a baby?

Sure looks like that’s what it is.

Unfortunately, this picture came to me with no further explanation, so you’ll just have to decide if that’s what it is for yourself.

I wonder what this guy eats for dessert.

Maybe fetus cake?

Well, in honor of St. Patty’s Day (With two t’s, not two d’s. Paddy is a derogatory term.), I present something distinctly Irish. It’s green and it’s disgusting cuisine. Ergo, IRISH!!

Apparently some Oppenheimer from Texas froze some leftover pickle juice, then fed it to the dog or something. When Budweiser Jr. didn’t die, he tried it hisself. And so began the Pickle Sickle saga. So, yeah, apparently you have to actually buy frozen pickle juice. You can’t just drain the contents of an empty jar of pickles into dixie cups or anything. I mean, think about it. How many times has your mom froze some OJ and tried to pass it off as a popsicle? IT’S JUST NOT THE SAME!!

So now some denim entrepreneur is offering vinegar, salt and dill in Otter Pop sleeves on his website that he designed in 1997 with a GeoCities account.

Also, as a testament to the pure Texas behind this invention, check out the link banner they put up on one of their pages.

If you click on the banner it’ll take you to the original NY Times page where you can see the article used the correct grammar. And they want to sell these things in schools.

Edit: I am fully aware of the irony in the fact that I pointed out that Paddy is a derogatory term for the Irish, and then I go on to make fun of Texans.  See, I’m Irish.  I’m not a Texan.

New Edible Dirt.

nsfw

“I’ve made a series of hasty and poorly thought out decisions as a young man, and I have the determination and willpower if a religious fundamentalist. Therefore I have guaranteed that I will be ridiculed and maligned for the rest of my life. I made these choices thinking I knew full well who I would be in the future would be exactly like who I am now. But the sad reality is that I won’t be. But chances are, I won’t live much past the point where I start to seriously regret my youthful indiscretions, because I’ll probably eat a shotgun shell soon after. Oh me!”

Ok, as Brother Middle has expressed doubts regarding the…the…god damnit what’s the word I’m looking for? Means “genuine”? “Not fake”?

Fuck it, so anyway, here’s another MMY that is for sure real, and in my opinion even funnier.