This makes me want to eat chicken.

All this terrible-terrible music posting made me feel like clearing the air with something great. Impossible song and great low budget video. Meshuggah’s new live DVD/CD ALIVE is really great BTW. (Not saying Die Antwoord is terrible….I don’t like it at all, but I’m not going to diss on something that’s original.)

I haven’t posted in a while, so i figured I’d make this count.
NSFW…language, etc

I typed in CNN.COM but got The Onion?

Chaos’ post of Korpiklaani’s Wooden Pints reminded me that FoB’s Worst Metal Videos page has long been neglected and most of the youtube videos had been deleted due to copyright violations. Tonight I went through and updated those videos (finding them all amazingly, although one has spanish subtitles). Now that a few years have gone by I’m almost convinced we should rename this page “Best Metal Videos Ever” but who knows. Either way, it deserves a repost.

Anyway, enjoy! Add your own recommendations and I’ll try and put those up soon. I’ve got a backlog myself I need to get to. Metal Backlogs.

FoB’s Worst Metal Videos.

You knew it had to happen!  Someone sat in the theater when they showed the 5 minute Iron Man 2 reel and posted it to the internet.  It’s a little hard to hear, and it’s shaky at points, but here it is!

FAILURE!!! REMOVED!!!

Here are my impressions so far:

Robert Downey JR proves, once again, that he IS Tony Stark, and makes even a congressional hearing riveting.

Don Cheadle will make a great replacement for Terrence Howard.

Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer is brilliant casting because he’s the only one who could pull off the evil Tony Stark persona and have it at RDJ’s level.

Scarlett Johansson looks fine in the few flashes you see of her.

Sam Jackson was born to play Nick Fury.

Mickey Rourke as Whiplash looks AWESOME!!

But the last couple seconds…  THAT makes it ALLLLLLL WORTH IT!!!

WAR MACHINE!!!

(After I wrote this post, I wasn’t sure if this is a rant or a praise or what. Then I realised that I’m old and drunk and it doesn’t matter. Read it, you fucking whippersnappers. (And that includes all of you who are older than me… (which is most of you) ) )

*Ahem*

So… There’s this band I like called He Is Legend. Their album ‘I am Hollywood” is pretty fucking great.

Examples: (and yes that’s a reference to Romeo and Juliet AND Super Mario Brothers)

So at any rate, being a fan and all, I was looking into when they’re touring. And in the course of my searches, I found they’ve signed to a new record label. Good for them and all. Way to get paid for rocking. I have no issues with this, whatsoever.  However…

(this is where I would put a jump thingy, where you have to click the deal to see the rest. unfortunately, i’m not very smart and digit hasn’t taught me… *sigh*)

Of course in my trolling of the intarwebs, (intardwebs?) I actually made the mistake of listenening to some of the other bands on their new ‘record label’.  Man, that was a mistake. And to be honest, it was a myspace page, and it started automatically, so I didn’t TRY to find this out….

So I find out that this very talented band “We Are Giant” featuring a very talented vocalist, “Michael” is on this new label. (very. talented.)

Were you blown away? I sure was. Did you watch the whole video? God you’re a more forgiving person than I am. Or you have waaaay worse taste. Touche. Fuck you. Ha ha. See how funny the video was? Made ya think! With the fake mustache and glasses. Regular Michael Gondry, that one!

Let’s move on….

I have to mention that on the same label is a brilliant band “Sky Eats Airplane” who did a cover of Limb Bizkit’s opus “Nookie”, which sounds.. uh… exactly like the original, but they explain in their myspace blog that they WANT it to sound exactly like the original because “The reason why we picked Nookie by Limp Bizkit, is because we sincerely think that song rules and we have been listening to quite a bit of Korn and Limp Bizkit in our van for the past few months. There. The secrets out.”

Damn their smart and edumicated too. And they know when there apostraphe’s are supposed to be there. Good on them. In their defence, they’re all really young, like 14 or so, and probably their moms smoked and drank a fifth a day while they were in utero, so hey… I can’t fault them for having bad taste. Actually I can, and I do, and they suck. Why couldn’t their mothers find coat hangers?? Where they that dumb? (Note I didn’t say poor here. I’m trying to accentuate the fact I think they’re dumb) *cough* Anyways…

On the other hand…..

iwrestledabearonce (I wrestled a bear once, for those of you ‘wordily’ challenged peoples) is also on this record label, and I can’t help but say they’re retardiculously awesome.

Example:

And yes, that’s a wee gel “singing”.
To all of you fucknards who think girls can’t rock the fuck out: (audio=check minus, fun=check plus plus!)