Can you watch this with straight face for its entirety?

This is where Index and I meet for coffee, all the time. In fact the nose of the car in the pictures is just about dead on where were sitting, last time we were there.

Grabbing the whole lot off of KOMO–

5 injured when car crashes through Bellingham Starbucks

BELLINGHAM, Wash. – Five people were injured Tuesday morning when a car crashed through the front of a Starbucks store.

Bellingham police say the 70-year-old man was pulling into the store parking lot at 1031 W. Bakerview Road around 9:30. Next thing he new, his Chrysler 300M sedan crashed through the front window of the building and drove all the way to the rear wall, partially caving it in.

Five customers, four women and a man, were injured. One of the women was pinned against the wall. All five have been taken to a local hospital, but their conditions are not known.

There’s no word on the condition of the driver. Police have not identified him, only to say he was visiting from Arlington, Texas.

Police say the driver told them he doesn’t know what happened to cause him to crash through the store.

Normally, I don’t go in for Country Music Television, nor big rigs.  But this is RIGHT up my alley.

Apparently CMT has a show like Pimp My Ride called Trick My truck.  They recently did an Iron Man themed truck, and I FUCKING WANT IT!  I would drive it EVERYWHERE!  I would also install lasers in the headlights, so I could cut the roofs off Hummer H2s and then drive over the occupants.

AWESOME!!

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Since Thumb isn’t going to post this I will go ahead. I heartily concur with the butterfly. Horns up, little guy.

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This is a trailer for a movie called Full Metal Village.

I am particularly enamored of the farmer who says he can distinguish between women if he could only grope their tits every day. That is a noble aspiration, sir. In fact, I think I’m leaving my job right now and putting in for a government grant.

Hypothesis:
The mammaries of female humans are distinctive enough that, with enough tactile encounters, a person can distinguish between individuals by palpating the mammaries, aerolae and nipples.

Proposal:
With a grant of $18,450,000.00 it should be possible to recruit 50 - 75 females ages 18 - 30 (exceptions to be made for famous individuals) to participate in my titty groping experiments. A testing facility will be necessary. It should be decorated with zebra print and a round bed. DVDs of the tests will be available upon request, and for a nominal fee.

German dude at the burger in a can and posted about it on this Forum.