Closing this subject out, here’s a clip. Note “Violent J” splooging a two-liter Faygo at the beginning, and then spraying the audience at the end.

Proxy-Posting Thumb (for Index this time) presents: TOKYO GORE POLICE.

Thanks to Warren Ellis (who has a new site design) for this one.

Very gory. NSFW for sure. And beautiful. And disturbing beyond belief. The face flopping to the ground is great.

Just like I like it.

so… you all know tay zonday or whatever his name is… ‘chocolate rain’ guy…

aaaaand you all know rickrolling, right?

ooookay…

Thumb’s zombie rabbit made me remember this–

Death with Big Pointy Teeth

Oh it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? How could a cute thing like that bite anyone’s head off? Well, be warned – and be afraid. Straight from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this furry harbinger of doom. Cute, furry, soft, and completely deadly. Look at those teeth – they weren’t made for vegetables. No, this rabbit has an appetite for only one thing: human flesh…!

Via ThinkGeek

30 years after I first saw it, this still never fails to crack me up. Because I’m a nerd, I guess.

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This makes me squirm uncomfortably.

Seriously, it says a lot to me that these women and anyone else involved in the… uh, production (if you can call squeezing a rancid hershey bar out your ass producing it) of this video thought for even a moment that it was anything more than horrifying.

Forget the fact that the singing is TRAGICALLY out of key.
Forget the fact that the lyrics are forced and ill fitting.
Forget the fact that the green-screen is so bad I expected to see Raquel Welsh fighting a dinosaur.
Forget the fact that no one told Mildred not to wear green in front of a green screen.
Forget the fact that the only one with an even passable face got no face time.
Forget the fact that they are all eye-bleachingly ugly.
Forget the fact that calling them McCain GIRLS is like calling Tara Reid virginal.

No no no, the true wackiness of it all is that this trio of artisically, musically, nutritionally, and fashionably impaired harpies think McCain is the guy to run the country. When taking into account their dearth of insight into all other elements of this video, is it that far a stretch to realize they are also politically retarded?

I will add this to the ever growing list of things that I can’t believe a group of people sat down and said, “You know what would be a GREAT idea?” to (ie, deep fried Twinkies, Charlies Angels movies and NASCAR).

He’s fresh from jail, and he’s getting his life on track.

See? All better!
And by “All better” I mean he’s currently using natural resources and eating food that would be better spent on more worthwhile people, like program directors at FOX.

This thing creeps me out and fascinates me at the same time.