There’s some REEEEEALLY shaky science going on here.

I love how they forget to make a health claim about citrus. Just that it looks like boobs.

Grapefruits look like boobies.
Just sayin’.

Mushrooms look like genital warts.
Rubbing mushrooms on your balls feels great.

The cross section of a kiwi looks like a butthole.
Kiwis are easy to poop out.

Pot leaves look like fingers.
You roll joints with your hands.

Ipso facto. It’s all true*. Therefore evolution is wrong.
(*Except for that celery part. Celery has 51 milligrams of sodium per stalk, which is 2% of the RDA of 2400 milligrams. They also dropped the ball on kidney beans being good for the kidneys. Sure, it’s good for you, but the real benefit in kidney beans lies with the heart, blood, muscles, fat and digestive system. Also, the walnut, while it’s high levels of Omega-3 fatty acids to help with the brain, it’s major benefit lies with heart health and general cardiovascular well being. But hey, they can’t be expected to get it ALL right… or ANY of it right.)

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I did this to some unwary Christian on the road, I’d be a rich rich man.

I mean, if this isn’t an accurate test, I don’t know what is. Happens all the time.

OK, sarcasm aside, isn’t it odd that Christians seem to think that atheists actively recruit like they do? Of all the atheist and pagan people I know (and I know TONS), none upon NONE of them go on missions, or witness, or convert, or try to save people. Why? Because atheists and pagans seem to have some fucking RESPECT.

Either this guy is violently and hilariously Christian, or he’s the GAYEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH!!!

Look kids!! A straw man!

The fact that there are people out there who are chuckling at how right this video is genuinely terrifies me.

And if I was The Shat, I’d me dropping a photon torpedo of pain on their faces for what they’ve done to Kirk.

Someone sent this to us through the form on Thumbstore site.

She’s got some insane posts on comments of other sites as well, which makes me think that this is actually a person, and not just dictionary spam.

From: Elizabeth Grinnell
Email: lizgrinnell@*******.net

——————————————————

How Does One REALLY Contact AnyOne WHO cares about PEOPLE & one’s RIGHTS &
Christian Discrimination & government Controlled PEOPLE of NO CHOICES in the
State of Maine, This is Serious & True & Real & I am tired of trying to
Contact ANYONE of “worth” & “Value” such as JOHN TRAVOLTA who can fly into
the No-Walk Zone at the Bangor Air National Guard & because HE IS JOHN
TRAVOLTA well, WOW…then it is GREAT…Right? He has a home on Islesboro,
Maine, HE IS SOMEBODY…I am the second most hated Human Being in this
Vacant Land of MANIA or Vacationland,ME the only PERSON I know who can
afford to vacation in Maine is George Bush, I used to live 3 miles from
Walker’s Point & he is a man…wealthy & educated, as for politics, No One
Will Stop the Second Coming of JESUS CHRIST…Praise God but in Maine the
BIGGEST MONEY MAKING INSTITUTION IS The Acadia Health Care Legal LETHAL Drug
METHADONE Clinic, “F—-d Up Pieces of S—” like my 25 year old daughter &
myself who are Christin’s Refused to use METHADONE are harrassed &
Controlled by the State of Maine, threatened, Discriminated against…I had
a case I would have been able to WIN but apparently I am 180 D-A-Y-S too
late & no attorney in Maine will represent me against the State & no one
AnyWhere REALLY cares about “F—-d Up Pieces of S—” do they? The ONLY
problem with me is that I had a near-fatal car accident in 7/99 & broke my
neck & back & suffered a TRAUMATIN BRAIN INJURY, I am 51 & not mentally ill
or, forgive me, SUICIDAL, she however IS suicidal & the State is a NIGHTMARE
financially, CRIME pays well for the Criminal’s & their families,
Mecxican’s, Chinese & The Department of Human Services generates alot of
money for the State & my husband is a 17 year Cpl. Civil Rights Police
Officer in Dexter, Maine…We are from Camden, Maine & the Truth about this
EVIL METHADONE people killer’s of No Rights OR Choices is Some Big Nightmare
that ought to be EXPOSED but this State has 2 REPUBLICAN Senator’s who are
SO LIBERAL & Liars but I am just a “F—-d Up Piece of F—–g S—” RIGHT?
I used to beLIEve in Truth, Fairness, Rights & Choices but Now I can’t wait
to get to Heaven…but not by My Hand, Christian’s are the Single Biggest
Reason for ATHIESM in Maine Today from Aroostook County to the Mid-coast to
Kittery…I KNOW the Truth…God is in control but people in Central Maine
are mainly Evil Christian’s with High Paying State government jobs &
perpetuate Abortion, Teacher’s Diagnose Diseases that Doctor’s cure by
IMMUNIZATIONS & WickenWithcraft is the MAINE RELIGION & Uncle Sam now
recognizes Wicken’s, but Who Cares What I think? No ONE I KNOW…I am
F—-d Up!! Fed up, tired & Stupid perhaps but No One is a Waste of Air to
Almighty God….Won’t be long now, CHRISTIAN’s ARISE for the Prince of PEACE
of THIS WORLD’s New Order under OBAMA/Hillary in 11/08, God is Awesome but
people in Central Maine are all just F—-d Up pieces of S—.
Sorry to be so honest,
Liz Grinnell
*** **** Street
******, Maine 04930
lizgrinnell@*******.net (207)***-**** or (207)***-**** Not That YOU Care
Either, just
do as Most CHRISTIAN”S…Nothing but PRAY…

Warning: This could make you FUCKIN’ SICK TO YER STOMACH.

In case y’all are wondering what David Berkowitz is up to these days, he lives at the Sullivan Correctional Facility in Fallsburg, NY. He is now a born-again Christian, the poster-child of Morning Star Communications, and even has his own official homepage (he isn’t allowed internet access, so Morning Star Communications maintains the page for him).

MSC has also produced a video entitled Son of Sam/Son of Hope, which may be watched here, on GodTube.

GodTube? Yeah, that’s right. GodTube.

(There’s got to be some funny shit there.)