I mentioned this in a comment on Jfinger’s nasty Wii post, below, and then went looking for it again–

…The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you’ll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams…
Super Pii Pii Bros

According to the Japanese text on the box “Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.” What we say is that virtual peeing is damn fun…!

Via ThinkGeek.com

FOB has posted quite a few Wii stories this past year for mature audiences only (go to search and type Wii for a sample).

Here’s a new one.

According to a story found on Thrillist, three Stanford grads created a new Wii game for mature audiences only. Yes, it is actually called the Wii Sex Game. And yes, the three Stanford alumni are still in their twenties.

Three “orifices”, as they termed it. Three. Not quite enough for a full fist, but I am sure it’s on the project list.
Still in beta by the way, and I hear they are still looking for testers. You know, Q&A and that sort of thing. Heh.

That plastic still looks too primitive, and let’s face it, plastic corners can sometimes hurt.

Now if they could only get it to work with the Real Doll as posted on the FOB last year, they’d have something…

Here’s your Wednesday Morning Not Yuck.

This site has a great collection of Space Invader art from around the world.

Here in the US, we use spray paint. These suckers are classy though. They use tiles sometimes. TILES for graffiti! Now THAT is class.

Do we need a pixellated fist and a bunch of tiles to pass out?

So, after playing some Super Smash Bros Brawl tonight I had a good look at the cover. This is an 8th grade humor level post by the way.

But tell me if that isn’t a big old dong pointed right at the forehead of the only female in the picture (Samus in suit doesn’t count). There’s even a furry (Starfox) and a fist thrown in for good measure. I’m going to sleep tonight believing that this was all intentional.

Full size after the jump if you want to see it.
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Thanks to BorkFinger!

This dude is selling 594 rare NES games in mint condition.

The auction ends on March 7, and at $1,025 as of this writing, the reserve has not been met yet.

I wish the auction description said why he has to suddenly sell.

via geekstir (and ironically posted by userid: frodosringFINGER).

Via eatliver.com

Be Jesus in a karate fight with Mary. Or Moses pitted against the Devil. Or Noah versus Eve. Whistle for your animals and watch them trample the mother of all humanity. Lots more character combos.

It’s fun, and funny.

http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/