Forwarded by Fisticuffs…Could this have been about when/where things went a little loosey-goosey for Gary Busey? Interestingly enough, I bought a shirt in Ibiza once that read “Will Fuck For Coke”.  Heh. 

Sent to me by the good Doctor Dubs, this little video had me bustin’ guts.  Hollywood Steve will do the esplainin’ what “Yacht Rock” is all about:

This was forwarded to me by someone who wishes to remain anonymous.

The text below came with the email. I will not vouch for its veracity. It is up to you to Snopes it.

I WILL tell you that if you have the guts to look at the image under the spoiler tag, you will likely wish you hadn’t.

This is an actual emergency room photo of a fisherman who lost control
of his high-speed bass boat in West Virginia . Warden’s believe that he was
traveling at a speed of approximately 75 mph at the time of the accident. He was
unable to negotiate a curve in the narrow waterway. Unfortunately for him, upon
striking the shoreline and being ejected from the boat, he landed back end first
on an old fence post.

You can probably picture what happened next, but the attached picture
really says it all. The good news is that after about 6 months, this man made a
full recovery after suffering a shattered hip, broken leg, several broken
ribs, internal injuries and soft tissue damage. Doctors cre dited his recovery to
the fact that the post lodged itself so tightly that there was little or no
blood loss.

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DISCUSS: Did you look at the picture? Why or why not? Were you sorry?

I’m not sure where he found it, but this one came from Fisticuffs (again and again he sends the funnies).

Regardless of its veracity, it’s stuff like this that makes me want to punch people in the face for not being able to walk a few measly steps. Why are people so attached to their cars for crimeny’s sake? Los Angeles is the worst. It would take me 45 minutes some days just to go to the damn post office one way (if I had to lug a large package); most days I walked everywhere I could with my pooch though. And of course I do the same here now in this much smaller town.

[GOB voice]COME ON![/GOB voice]

Get it together, people!  **As Mel says, kill humans, not the planet.

Classic.  Classy.  Thanks, Fisticuffs.  Original here.

Fisticuffs (what my bro will henceforth be known as) sent me another good one…

It seems like it’s all about the boob-jamins here on the Fist lately (or at least it is in my dirty pervert mind).

Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.

Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.

Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.

Find video here of the busty-lusty vixen trying to squeeze through said door. Fast forward to around 3:30.

Yeah, this chick knows what’s up. I use my tits to get off a LOT. Or on. Depending how you look at the situation.

ZING!

Local newspaper clipping, forwarded to me by brother PinkFinger (do we really like that name, Didge?):

Debra Jackson said she likes shopping at the Dollar Palace because it is convenient and casual.

I don’t have to get all dressed up like I’m going to Wal-Mart or something, she said…

Click for picture.

This isn’t the best picture, but I really hate these days when you f*ckers post that ish so I have to do something to get it off the top of the page.

Blech.

Sista-Fista in Amarillo, TX, sent me this picture from her newspaper of a kitty born with two faces; unfortunately, it died the next day: