Salient details:

*Like the guy who crashed through Starbucks, this guy was 70 years old

*He says he blacked out, reminiscent of the old dude at Starbucks who stated that he didn’t remember how it happened.

*It is “not known what charges Nelson [the driver] may face, if any.”

PUBLIC SAFETY
Pickup jumps curb, hits 2 cars on Railroad Ave.
Truck driver, passenger transported to hospital; cars were unoccupied

BELLINGHAM — A white Dodge pickup allegedly sped north across the intersection of Railroad Avenue and East Chestnut Street, hitting a curb and going airborne before smashing into two parked vehicles around 1:45 p.m. Saturday.

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 Addendum: This begs the limerick. Who will be first?

We’ve posted about the Duggar baby factory before, at the Fist (we even have a “stupid breeder” category). As followup: down in Arkansas, Mother Duggar is now six weeks pregnant with her 18th child. Gonna pay for this one with proceeds from their Discovery Health freakshow*, I imagine. Praise Jesus.

TONTITOWN, Ark. – It’s a Happy Mother’s Day, indeed, for Michelle Duggar – she’s pregnant with her 18th child, and says she has no plans to stop any time soon….

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*And a freak show it is; since Discovery Health exists for the ostensible purpose to inform and educate us about important health matters, it only follows that an ongoing oddysey of how to squirt out babies like a play-dough factory and then pay for them is a very pointed concern in the USA. Heavy sarcasm. If everyone was like the Duggars, the U.S. population doubling time would exceed Kenya and Nigeria put together.

I know most of you guys don’t subscribe to Fisty comments, but Thumb does.

Be sure you don’t miss the awesome inanity going on at Digit’s Juggalo violence in Lynden post.

Enjoy.

Brother Digit just posted the Jeff Goldblum drunk/slowed down video. Good shit, but it works even better with Bush.

Not long ago one of the Fingers of Fist (sorry, I forget who now) posted a video of a gimp doing some stunts in his wheelchair. He dropped down onto a rock, and then popped a wheelie and dropped down about 2 feet from the rock to a lawn. Not bad, and in fact it’s more than i would do in my chair (I don’t take those kinds of chances with my $750.00 only-way-to-get-around), but next to this kid?

What a sissy.

Former MTV executive Terrance Dean better watch his six: he’s bringing out the claws on an industry used to fists and guns next month with his book Hiding in Hip Hop: On the Down Low in the Entertainment Industry - From Music to Hollywood.

“Hiding In Hip-Hop” uncovers a hidden and well-known unspoken secret. Deep within the confines of Hip-Hop is a prominent gay sub-culture. A world that industry insiders are keenly aware of, but choose to ignore.

According to Dean, “This book is filled with intrigue, sexy celebrity bed partners, abundance of drugs, and of course, the down low/gay men and celebrities in the entertainment industry.

This puts a different perspective on the fact that Kanye West, who has long been donged by gay rumors, just a few days ago called off his engagement to longtime girlfriend Alexis Phifer (they were together since 2002). The bitch even asked for the ring back. Maybe girl wants it for himself.

Hrrm…was it a showmance? Is he perhaps ready to come out of the closet before he’s shoved out? Kanye is constantly talking about accepting “our gay brothers and sisters”…

The book pages flutter onto the shelves May 13th.

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P.S. Stink’s recent picture was pretty telling, no?

Brother Stink scored one in the ten-ring with his Hawaii Chair find. I rooted around a little and found this one of the HC in action on the Elen Degeneres show…

Closing this subject out, here’s a clip. Note “Violent J” splooging a two-liter Faygo at the beginning, and then spraying the audience at the end.