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Hey folks…

The fist got too big and awesome for our previous server. Maybe you noticed a bunch of crashing and crying and slowness?

Well that should be gone for now.

We’re now on a new, screaming fast server that can allegedly handle huge amounts of traffic without dying. So let’s get digged, eh? Heh.

This new flashy server costs some bucks, all of which comes out of my very own pocket unless you y’all want to pitch in a bit.

You can donate to the cause by sending paypal payments to info [aht] viscocityproductions [dawt] com or contacting me through the site and hooking me up with cash, checks or your firstborn child (although I think I have enough children, so I’d recommend NOT sending me any of those).

Every dollar helps keep the fist fast and flashy.

Love,

Thumb

Please note, dear fingers, that our sidebar now includes a place for you to take a snapshot of your pretty face (or whatever else you can shove in front of your webcam), and it will show up on our sidebar.

I smell disaster, but I’m going to put it up there for a little while, anyway.

Gallery lives here. Please don’t let me be the only person in the gallery.

So Michael Jackson is dead. Bummer, dude.

Here are some links to old fist posts about the guy.

PINKY fisted: Neverland Ranch for sale
DIRT fisted: Neverland Ranch auction
THUMB fisted: Fist-Exclusive photos of the auction

Brett Ratner and Michael Jackson dancing in the car:

Prison Thriller posted more than once, and great every time.

DIGIT fisted: The evolution of Michael Jackson’s face

From your first post (which looks like maybe your second, but the first probably had a bad video tag) to your most recent post, you show that you really get what the Fist is about. It takes some people lots of practice to get there.

Plus, you’re about the funniest cartoonist around.

Though maybe I’m biased since I was your best man/wedding photographer/designated driver.

Happy Birthday, Buddy.

It’s like we’re victims of a nuclear disaster. Fingers are growing out of our elbows and armpits. Thumb would like to formally welcome three new Fingers to the Fist.

For the purpose of this post, the images associated with each new finger was the first image that popped up when I searched their first name combined with the word “statham.”

Maybe this will help make up for how i forgot to fist Paris, Prague and Dublin during the Glitter and Doom Tour. A little.

Ms. DirtFinger and i just got back from a Tom Waits party in Amersfoort, The Netherlands, via Amsterdam.

Amsterdam is one of the coolest cities I have ever been to and I’ve never even smoked any dope there (first-hand anyway. Let’s just say the whole city is a series of invisible clouds of skunk.).

Now The Fist has been there too.

First Fisting.

First Fisting, from a distance.

Second Fisting (this one was in a busier area. The lit window in the background is a “coffeeshop”.)

I stumbled across this post showing our top search strings for December 2007.

So I thought I’d look up our October 2008 search strings.

We’re way more boring now. These numbers represent total searches for each phrase that landed folks on our site.

Congratulations to FatFinger for being the only finger in our top ten search strings. And to McRorie. enjoy being on top of Fat here, buddy. It’s the only time.

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mcrorie 110
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