I’ve been looking for a single Ripley’s Believe it or Not blurb, which has been a pain because they’re not indexed anywhere to my knowledge – not even at the Ripley’s archives. But I did turn up a couple of fists. Ripley’s saw fit to print the fist-in-the-mouth-trick not once, but twice. And here I thought that everyone had a “friend” who could do that.

A classic from Troma Films.

She mashes racism!!   (By throwing axes at a black guy.)
She bashes sexism!!  (By punching out Judy Tenuta.)

Also, she’s had ballet lessons.

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A few fists may have been posted from this trip but here are a few more.  Trip last year, two ladies 1 Amsterdam.  The bathrooms were so nice and clean everywhere we went- it felt too naughty to fist all of them. We really needed some stickers besides “wash your pissy fists”. #1 inspired by Fight Club. #3 is the Moulin Rouge bathroom. Hallo ladies we have a box of bananas for you!

So, my buddy Henry at Crooked Lake Productions is hosting a film contest.

The rules are one shot, one plot. He got 16 valid entries, including mine entitled Death Be Not Kind.

Compared to all the rest, mine is short and simple, but I think it tells a lifetime’s worth of story both before and after it.

Now, if you could go to http://crookedlp.com/news/ , read all 16 entries, think about which one you like the best, then vote for mine at the bottom of the page!!!

The winner’s story will be made into a short film.

Thanks!

P.S. Vote for me!!

FISTS REPRESENT!!