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Jennifer Love Hewitt: on va-jazzling her “Precious Lady”

…and now it shines like a disco ball! Tee-hee!

Start at 2:35 – the rest is just dogshit.

Oh, wait. It’s all dogshit.

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New Dirt

Here.

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Pirates: 1 Ninjas: 1 The Curse of Cheddar Bay

I am all for geurilla theater.

In fact, there just isn’t enough of it.

More people should do it.

It should happen more often.

I’d like to see more.

I guess what I’m saying is, let’s do some Fist Geurilla Theater.

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Are you ready?

This is just amazing.

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New Dirt

I was gonna leave Obama up for the weekend, but hey, the guy has things to do! He’s way too busy to be sittin’ around my comic all day!

So here ya go.

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World War Food!

Someone out there created this AMAZING short, stop-motion animated piece chronicling the past 70 of world events using food items. Each item represents the nation it is from, and it’s occasionally difficult to tell what the food is and therefore what it represents (So THAT’S what Kimchi looks like) so it may be useful to reference the cheat sheet. I recommend, however, that you watch it through once before checking the sheet to see how much you pick up, then consult and watch again.

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Two slightly warped T-shirts

My latest two T-shirt designs: the first inspired by a documentary about D.B.Cooper (or rather, the lack thereof) I watched the other night, and the second inspired by…well, severed feet washing up on the beach in British Columbia.

D.B. Cooper was fish food

Beachcombing in Beautiful British Columbia

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Jesus’ Vagina

We’ve all seen them; the Jesus Fish on the backs of cars proclaiming the religious (and often political) bent of the occupants. Back in the mid-90s we started to see the reply from the other side with the Darwin Fish. The debate rages on on the trunks, bumpers and fenders of cars across America (and probably elsewhere). Jesus Fish eats Darwin Fish. Darwin Fish humps Jesus Fish. UFO Fish abducts Jesus Fish. ‘N Chips Fish is full of polyunsaturated fats.

Well, this all raises one simple question. Where did the Jesus Fish come from? If you swallow the party line, it’s because Jesus was a fisherman (Oh, and a carpenter, shepherd, rabbi, king and messiah. Hell of a resume he has there.) and the early Christians used the fish symbol to identify each other in secret. It’s the bronze age equivalent of a secret handshake for people who don’t like touching.

Well, it would appear the fish symbol is older than that. Indeed, the fish symbol isn’t just a fish symbol. See, if you rotate it just so, it resembles something else entirely.

POKE!

According to this page, the fish symbol was the image of two overlapping crescent moons that represent the Pagan Mother Goddess’ vulva.

Oh the truth smells good! Vagina good!

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