I have to link this video because YouTube has disabled embedding, and rightfully so.  It’s more or less NSFW.  But it’s also NSFYG (Not Safe For Your Gut) because you may just laugh yourself into abs of steel.

Try, just TRY to watch this video and not ask yourself, “What the FUCK was he thinking??”

This is from way back when Stink was only eight years old. The year was 1970, and a dead whale washed up on the beach near Florence, Oregon….

Wile E. Coyote easily could have been the head engineer behind this operation.

Speaking of Jesus…

Shimmy shimmy yaw, shimmy yam, shimmy yay
Gimme the mic so I can take it away

Middle spat that like a crazy person to me back in 1996 I think…that was my first exposure that the ridiculousness that was Ol’ Dirty Bastard, may he rest in mother friggin’ insane person peace. He’s the only Jesus I’m thinking of when I exclaim “¡Jesus Cristo!” which I do often.

But since we’re talking about Jesus, check this out, from the Beeb:

Health officials in the Philippines have issued a warning to people taking part in Easter crucifixion rituals.

They have urged them to get tetanus vaccinations before they flagellate themselves and are nailed to crosses, and to practise good hygiene.

On Good Friday dozens of very devout Catholics in the Philippines re-enact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

It is something that has become a huge tourist attraction, although the Church frowns on the practice.

Disinfect

The health department has strongly advised penitents to check the condition of the whips they plan to use to lash their backs, the Manila Times newspaper reports.

Real nails are used in the re-enactments

They want people to have what they call “well-maintained” whips.

Fidel Castro announces his retirement. Click for full story:

1. Sly Stallone dispenses with ALL subtlety in the fourth installment of the Rambo franchise.
2. Heads blow up, bodies blow up, necks get torn out, bowels get dissed, chests, faces, legs, arms and stomachs get shot out on men, women and even a few children with nearly comical amounts of blood flying across the screen like crimson bukkake.
3. This review probably has more words than Rambo speaks the whole movie.

Thish nerd makesh shome really good pointsh.

Well, Stink’s post opened up a can of worms for me.

1. I am in total agreement regarding the comments on yootoob. Right from the start it has pissed me off that they let any asshole with a keyboard and no videos clog up the page with stupid shit that makes me understand how someone could nuke the entire planet. If we’re all like that then there is no point in going on.

2. The comic linked on the Wil Wheaton site is a hilarious take on this situation.

3. Digit’s suggestion and link to POETV just ate up an hour of my day and led me to This video, where a guy gets hammered on JD and decides to take a ride on a slip-n-slide filled with some sort of flammable liquid. I don’t suggest watching it. The outcome is very predictable, especially when it turns out that the guy’s “Safety Crew” is one dude with a garden hose. To sum it up it takes about 3 or four minutes to put the dude out, and for me it was hard to watch. I don’t like watching people get hurt that bad, even if they are stupid.

4. And here’s where it all comes full circle, because as it turns out the video is on yootoob, and when I checked it out, the fucking idiot who burned himself is up there in the comments section, getting in a big flame with everybody for calling him stupid! His handle is XYZSPINNER, and he’s for real the guy in the video.

some samples…

metal13x (1 year ago)
idiots, they wasted a perfectly good slip n slide!! hahaha. oh yeah, btw, water doesnt put that kind of fire out, but im sure you know that now

XYZPINNER
It actually did put enough of the fire out on my upper body to where you can’t even tell but you know everything, right?

Fiftycalbarrale (1 year ago)
I’LL LAUGH IF HIS BALLS ARE BURNT OFF

XYZPINNER
well sorry man, there fine!

what a maroon

what a world.