Everyone must have seen or at least heard about the man who was recently trapped in an elevator for 41 hours on his return from a cigarette break. Do a search for it if you haven’t because while I might choose to take the stairs as a matter of principle, I’m too lazy right now to go find it for you (contradictory, yes I know).

In any case, that guy seemingly handled things fairly well. This guy? Not so much…

Hee.

So GeniusFinger sent this in to me a while ago, and I just now got around to watching it.

Holy mother of God! Sweet, sweaty Jesus! Oh my stars and garters!

This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

Sooooooooo gross and glorious. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.

Pinky Edit: I had to add “Welcome to My Face Off” once it came to my attention (after Deven asked to be my YouTube friend…which I’m sure she does to all commenters) considering she snorts in it. Good gawd, this woman tickles me pink-e!

Proxy-Posting Thumb (for Index this time) presents: TOKYO GORE POLICE.

Thanks to Warren Ellis (who has a new site design) for this one.

Very gory. NSFW for sure. And beautiful. And disturbing beyond belief. The face flopping to the ground is great.

Just like I like it.

I don’t have a problem with people objectifying amputees. I guess. It’s really not my thing, but, y’know, I like certain things, so fine, you amputee fetishists can like certain (missing) things too.

The problem I have is that other than that specific attribute (or lack thereof), they’re REALLY not attractive even a little bit.

Maybe my fetish receptors are broken or something, but Thumb requires multiple points of sexy reference before he wants to watch a ten-minute video of unattractiveness.

If its your thing, user Beautiful Amputee has dozens more videos of amputees.

It’s pictures like this (and in this post) and the sun shining on a 64-degree day like today that make me smile. But then the friggin’ Wyoming wind gusts up damn near almost as high as the temperature (yes, 55 mile an hour winds) and that same smile gets hosed down with sparkly grit when I step out to walk my dog.

And I ain’t so happy anymore.

Thank Big Baby Jesus for MK and the latest installment of La Pequeña. ‘Twas so worth it to be blown back inside the house and on the computer.

I can’t take it!!!

Holy Monica Lewinsky! La Pequeña Hillary Clinton for President!!!!! You have to watch her speech in the middle of the video, because I’m sold! Where do I vote? La Pequeña Hillary Clinton is the future of this country. Once again, our reigning Hot Slut of the Month, La Pequeña, has made life worth living.

I also approve of her choosing Hilary Duff’s “Beat Of My Heart” as her campaign song. It makes so much sense.

But I’ll leave the commentary to MK at DListed (he does a much better job than I would–I’m too busy cracking my ass up):

Our Hot Slut of the Month is back! La Pequeña has finally put out a new video and this time he’s paying homage to Amy Wino. It’s pretty hilarious, because Wino’s hive is bigger than him. He could comfortably live in her hive for a few months without her knowing about it.

In the video, La Pequeña is that close to showing the real La Pequeña. He starts humping the bed (close your eyes during that part) then slowly opens his legs and I swear I saw the tequila worm I swallowed in Mexico last year.

His “no, no, no” at the end of the video is going to haunt my dreams tonight

La Pequeña forever!!! Give this hot bitch a record deal already.

I thought I’d make you all uncomfortable again with another video of your favorite uh, hottie?, in this video. Frankly, I think h/she looks ferocious a little more glammed up and I’m digging the turquoise boots.

Go, mamipapi!

My buddy Joe decided to get some coffee beans that were eaten, digested, and SHAT out of some kind of monkey-cat-weasel-looking-thing called a Civet.  People walk around the jungle and collect the poop, then roast it up.  This stuff goes for about $400.00 a pound.  No shit.  (pun indented)  We got a VERY small amount and it was $60.00.  We bought a new grinder, we brought distilled water to 180 degrees, we pre-heated a french press, and brewed it up.  I figured that you buy this $400 dollar a pound coffee and some ass in New Jersey goes to Costco and sells you some “Kopi Luwak” which is really Columbian coffee roasted by some guy named Fred in Jersey City.  Well, I was wrong.   One taste of this coffee and you are 100% positive that it’s NOT normal coffee.  Without a doubt, the finest coffee that I have ever tasted, and the 6 or so people that got a taste all agreed.  It’s freaking incredible coffee.  All flavor, no bitterness, no aftertaste.  It’s perfect.  I highly recommend trying it, so that like me, your next cup of $10 a pound coffee that you’ve loved for years will taste like asphalt comparatively. We took pics of the process and also of Thumb enjoying his $20 cup of coffee Read about the poo-coffee!