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Dear Sirs,

If you are building a house and you need to hit nails into the walls, it is useful to use a stapler. Most commonly, people use a gas powered stapler because it is powerful, but not so convenient to move it, you cannot take it on a bike, or put it into a bag, because they are too heavy to move.

Some people say, I use an electric stapler. Yes, you can use them, but they are too weak and cannot drill a deep hole. But things have changed. We produce many kind of electrical tools including staplers. We put our efforts into designing a powerful electric stapler which can replace the gas powered one. Now we have taken this design into reality. Our new electric stapler can shoot nails more than 10mm deep into a concrete wall! And have a speed of 80-100 shootings/minute.

Our customers said, it is too powerful and too high quality. He said they are so robust that customers won?t ever need to buy another one from him because they last too long!

We have CE and a patent on this stapler. If you have some interest in distributing this stapler, please do not hesitate to contact us. We will offer samples for your testing. Meanwhile, as a professional supplier, we also have many other electrical tools on our website. wxw.bigpowertool.cxm for you to refer.

Best regards

Tangping

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Japanese Cheese Lasers

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Got it from A23finger

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Polly wants a song and dance number!

Woo Hoo! My first official post as a finger!! I hope this works…

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Chinese Dog Corn

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Found by MongoFinger, photo by JerForceOneFinger. Taken at Lychee Buffet in Bellingham, Washington.

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Touch My Body-Korean Karaoke

Asbestos and Camels

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Chocolate: Taste the Fury

From the makers of Ong Bak comes a special-needs girl… with a special need… to kick some ass.

This is officially the coolest movie coming out in the next month.

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My kids won’t play guitar hero.

Should I buy my kid a video game where he/she can learn how to play air guitar, or buy my kid a guitar? It’s a difficult decision. I’ll buy my kid a flight simulator game if they want one because I can’t buy them a plane and they can’t learn how to fly one on their own. I just don’t understand why anyone would buy a game to simulate something easily obtainable. Cause it’s fun, maybe? I think playing guitar is fun, and learning guitar is fun…so I guess that’s why I don’t get it. Vids sent to me from TriggerFingerBang!

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Cibo Matto on Squirt TV

For years now I’ve been telling people about this awesome performance from the Japanese rock/rap/funk girl-group Cibo Matto (Italian for Crazy Food) I saw on the short lived MTV show, Squirt TV. Well, I finally realized it’s probably readily available on YouTube, so I searched for it. Lo and behold!

Cibo Matto – Know Your Chicken (live)
Featuring Sean Lennon on bass.

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For the curious, here are the lyrics:

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And, as a bonus, here’s a short video of them playing Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun behind the credits:

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