I found this fascinating instructional tale of a Slovak struggling to learn how to speak with an American accent.  I find it strangely apropos that he’s titled the piece, “The top secret of talking like an American.”  It’s both a subtle indicator that even though he’s learned to drop his accent, he’s still foreign as well as an hilarious dig on the ability of Americans to speak their own language.

Now when he squeals, “Did you not see the Youtube video? Where the katana cuts the bullet in half??!!” you can say yes.

Still, though, you gotta be one HELL of a samurai if you can use your bullet-cutting sword to defend against being shot.

Dear Academy of Motion Pictures,

Before you make your final decisions for the nominees for the 2007 Oscars, I would like to bring your attention to the film My Name is Bruce. I would submit that this film is a contender, if not a lock for Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Original Screenplay, Best Director, Best Comedy, Best Special Effects, and… well, ALL the rest of the awards. I have not seen the film yet, but from the trailer alone, I can tell it is a gem. See for yourself:

So, now that you’ve seen the trailer, I know you’re thinking of canceling the ceremony all together, because what’s the point if My Name is Bruce is just going to win them all? Well, I submit that you still have the ceremony, but you can rename it from The Oscars to The Bruces and have one of the greatest, most memorable galas in Hollywood and film history. Oh, and since I’m the one who directed you to this film, I was hoping I could get front row seats to The Bruces.

Thanks!

Digit

Mediocre rap has made its way to eastern Europe. This is an anti-war tune by Hungarian rapper Speak. Put it in your mouth.

I love how the guy in the middle doesn’t know why people “fight a war,” but Speak does. Business. Thank you Speak. And your poorly coiffed Hungarian brothers. Much respect. One love. Peace. Kellogs Corn Flakes. Pie.

Teaching children at an early age that entering a vagina is SO MUCH FUN!!!

Caption Contest!!

Courtesy of CPAFinger…

Repeat after me…

Spare Me My Life!

Spare Me My Life!

Spare Me My Life!

Spare Me My Life!

Spare Me My Life!

…they come to me in my bed.

They might appear mere anime characters, but these two virtual police officers have been created by the Beijing Municipal Public Security Bureau to combat online pornography and other Web activity considered illicit…(read more)