This time it’s not a joke. Even if he’s not drunk (what kinda buffoon can’t poor a glass of beer unless he’s drunk?), he’s definitely drinking on camera.

“stomach ailment” my ass.

Brother Digit just posted the Jeff Goldblum drunk/slowed down video. Good shit, but it works even better with Bush.

This makes me tickle on the inside.

GLEE!!

by Stinkfinger.

So, here’s a little something someone pointed out to me today. This may be common knowledge to a few of you already, but it’s still cool.

If you are running Windows XP, do the following:

1. Hit Start –> Programs –> Accessories –> Notepad
2. In notepad, type the following:
   bush hid the facts
3. Save the text file, name it whatever you want.
4. Close Notepad.
5. Open the file you just created.
6. Be paranoid.

Weird, eh?

All you fucking Apple commies (Thumb) will have to find someone with a real computer to try this with.

It does not work with Vista.

If you check out item #6, in my post immediately below this one, it compliments this one quite well.

These were taken from the following sites:

The New York Times

The Wichita Times

USA Today

10.) crankerz wrote: I approve of these actions but only against terrorists. If we are 90 percent sure or higher that they helped kill civilians, then great. Anybody else, no way. The only moral casualty is the grey-area 10 percent. I can live with that based on the fact we are at war. [the main casualty here, actually, is the gray area between yer earz, crankerz]

9.) anonymous wrote: Waterboarding leaves no permanent injury. [false, and irrelevant]

Also, we are using this practice selectively. We have not used it against anyone who had full, Geneva Convention POW Status. [blurring the issue, appeal to technicalities]

Also, we have not allowed military personel to use this method. [irrelevant]

Other countries have no power, under treaty or otherwise, to tell us how to handle terrorist criminals not covered under the Geneva Conventions. [well, in your warped “might makes right” universe, that really depends on how big a gun they have to point at us, doesn’t it?]

8.) Jon n Little Elm wrote: I guess I will always be in the minority, because I believe If it saves American’s lives then do whatever is necessary. Because these animals will do it to Americans and other innocent people. [don’t worry about the minority part - you need all your brain power to keep your autonomic reflexes going]

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This is a little clip of Janeane Garafalo on the Bill O’Reilly Show in March of 2003.

Here’s another, longer clip of Janeane on Fox and Friends in February of 2003.

This is a prime example of why my skin crawls and my sphincter clenches whenever someone discounts a celebrity’s opinion out of hand just because the celebrity is a celebrity. Famous does not mean dumb. Janeane is brilliant here, and not only that, she’s prophetic. All the things she says are well thought out, well informed and correct (not Right). Plus, she’s hot. That’s the icing on the cake.