I’m pretty sure my penis will never work again after that.

Nice knowin’ ya, Li’l Willie!  It’s been fun.

Here’s one that at least deserves honorable mention in the “most revolting scenes in 20th century cinema” category. I suppose the surreal twist lessens the impact, though, taking it out of the real world. Still, the analogy to pearl diving is….interesting.

The affliction: leprosy

Age of subject: 24 years

Via Wikimedia Commons

(with big thanks to Thumb for posting the updates while I was gone)

Apparently McCain has a potty mouth. The REAL bad kind too.

I found this on a sidebar ad on MySpace.

MALE
A hint of stubble
A squared jaw
No boobs
Long fingers

FEMALE
Cascading girl-hair
Sculpted eyebrows
Sassy, cocked hip
Anorexic legs

WHAT IS IT????

There is an artist named Mimosa Pale who has taken it upon herself to decockify the world by driving her giant vagina bike taxi through the streets of Helsinki three times a week.

I’m sorry, I just don’t get it.  That’s like protesting the fur industry by wearing a giant celery coat.  Actually, that may be pretty awesome.  Never the less, this is one of those, “Thanks, but we don’t need your help” situations.  Like when the dredlocked trustafarians show up at the state capitol building to protest for the legalization of hemp.  Man, are they ever right regarding their cause, but really, they should go home and talk to the people who kill abortion doctors about missing the point.

Parading a giant girl-gully through the city makes you either a novelty or a rude asshole, depending on who you ask.  Neither of these is very productive.

Uncensored pictures after the jump.
It’s a bike-taxi, but it’s also a giant happy hole, so you decide on how work appropriate that is.

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Now I know why Prince wrote music.

Hit Show for the full glory, in your face.

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Here’s the commentary via IM from myself and YakooFinger:

Digit Her name is Bruce!!
Digit And he has boob bruises.
YakooFinger look at that porcelain skin, jet black hair… those peircing eyes
YakooFinger it’s like seeing an angel
Digit And that dude is lit to the gills because he knows later he’s gonna git wit dat.
YakooFinger looks like Steve’O’s little brother or something
Digit I imagine she has a Dr. Girlfriend style voice.
Digit And she talks about her poops.
Digit And punches harder than her boyfriend.
YakooFinger and has a dick
Digit Or at least a MASSIVE clit.
YakooFinger oh for sure
YakooFinger so massive, it actually pokes out of the snarl of pubic hair that you KNOW is down there
Digit The snarl that has taken over her inner thighs as well as her stinkpot.
YakooFinger sometimes when she walks, her hairs get snagged on other hairs and pull out of her skin because they’re all matted together. she has learned to live with it and doesn’t even notice anymore. her skin still looks like she has acne on her thighs though