I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
-Steven Wright

Thanks to BOBFinger for the tip.

On August 6th 2007, Mark Gagliardi drank a bottle of Scotch… And then discussed a famous historical event.

The first event he discussed is the death by duel of Alexander Hamilton.

And then Michael Cera and friends act it out.

The Jack Black/Ben Franklin episode is after the jump.

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Apparently if you slow Jeff Goldblum down a little bit, he sounds drunk as fuck. Like, Tara Reid drunk.

Also, seriously, is that all they had to go on back then? Macs are not beige? Helluva selling point. I’m convinced.

Erupting in a fit of giggles (and luckily not an eruption of anything else), I had to share this video from Funny or Die. Oh, that Graham Norton…

Plus, it’s got Cagney & Lacey. Shoot–what’s not to love? Via Jezebel (my favorite):

Via MetalSucks.net.

I had no idea that Jada Pinkett-Smith dabbled in music. The world is now 10% suckier because of this dabbling. She even soils the Fist.

I love Jon Stewart.
I love Mark Darcy.
I love penis.
This clip makes me giggle.
There’s even an oblique reference to Thumb & manhood. Wha? Wha? Whaaaaa????

I KNEW there was something about her that made me uncomfortable.

via moonscooch

From the Charlie Rose Show:

TED TURNER: Not doing it will be catastrophic. We’ll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals. Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state — like Somalia or Sudan — and living conditions will be intolerable. The droughts will be so bad there’ll be no more corn grown. Not doing it is suicide. Just like dropping bombs on each other, nuclear weapons is suicide. We’ve got to stop doing the suicidal two things, which are hanging on to our nuclear weapons and after that we’ve got to stabilize the population. When I was born-

CHARLIE ROSE: So what’s wrong with the population?

TURNER: We’re too many people. That’s why we have global warming. We have global warming because too many people are using too much stuff. If there were less people, they’d be using less stuff.