On the day he received
His blubbery bonus,
He ate foie gras, and
Felt no onus
To pray for the sick
Or pity the poor,
With check in hand he
Walked through the door
(to hell) and said,
“Let them eat cake,” and
Felt his heart swell
With gratitude for civilization,
For the inequity
In a sovereign nation,
That blessed him and
Cursed his poor relation.

And well he should give thanks
There was no revolution,
To interrupt his evening ablution,
For there was a time when
He might have been taken,
And dragged through the streets
By an angry mass,
Spat on by urchins
From the underclass,
Beaten and bruised,
Then his head chopped off, and
Shoes and gloves fashioned
From the skin of his ass.
——–
“Ode to a Bank President, 2010″ copyright © 2010 by Rod Brock

Maybe you can pick up an on-sale case of Diet Mountain Dew on the way.

Walmart, now with coffins.

Given the general economic, social, and political climates of late, this makes me wanna puke–

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – A $3 Million Bra and some Crazy Photos

Every year, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is crazier than the last. This year, at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City, we saw an array of outfits that were by equal turns beautiful and baffling. We love how Victoria’s Secret always manages to dress the Angels in elaborate designs that sit just next to their bodies — giant wings and capes that cover nothing … you’ll see what we mean in the gallery.

Pictured here is the most expensive item of the evening, the diamond-clad three million dollar bra….

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Click on the thumb for my graphical response:

The eagle screech means he’s a good American.

Seattle based company Pandemonium Real Estate says while the rest of the real estate industry may be struggling, lots in Hell are going like hotcakes.

Pandemonium Real Estate launched two months ago. The new business doesn’t sell any condos or building lots, rather this outfit offers clients deeds to lots in Hell….

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Yes, Comcast does indeed suck.

And those of you who have endured for so long, those of you who have succumbed to resting on your knees to the big corporate giant, here is your present:  Comcast is raising your cable bill, heh heh heh muawhahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!

Digital Starter is going from $55.75 to $57.75

Monthly fee for your cable modem is also going up:  $3.00 to $5.00

Monthly fee for your voice modem is going up too: $3.00 to $5.00

Your internet modem is not going up, huzzah.

“These price adjustments reflect the increased cost of doing business and our continued investment in next-generation technology and equipment to support new product features, more programming choices and improvements to customer service,” spokesman Steve Kipp said in the release.

Spiderman marries a Disney Princess.  WTF?!?

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So says Metalfinger

…and I totally agree that sharks are awesome.