As soon as these become available we need a FoB review ASAP.

As I was looking at these I was thinking, “Just because you can (hayoh!) make something, doesn’t mean you should.”

Local news radio station reporter Tracy Ellis at KGMI reports that the owner of Guiseppe’s, Guiseppe Mauro, got into a tiff with the landlord of the building Guiseppe’s is leaving for the new waterfront location.

Apparently, the altercation had to do with the terms of the former lease.  The argument got heated, and Guiseppe ripped up the lease in front of landlord Doug Tolchin.  At that point there was some pushing and shoving, and Guiseppe then hit Mr. Tolchin multiple times with a metal wire hanger.  He did not use his FIST.

The result – Guiseppe was cited for misdemeanor assault.  He’s still moving to the waterfront.

Link

UPDATE: Better version of the story in the Bellingham Herald by Isabelle Dills here.

SHOW ME THE MONEY GIRLFRIEND! SHOW ME THE MONEY BOYFRIEND!

Shut the fuck up, you screeching, squawking hellspawn.  Screw  you, and screw yer God, Mammon.

Beautifully done.

On the day he received
His blubbery bonus,
He ate foie gras, and
Felt no onus
To pray for the sick
Or pity the poor,
With check in hand he
Walked through the door
(to hell) and said,
“Let them eat cake,” and
Felt his heart swell
With gratitude for civilization,
For the inequity
In a sovereign nation,
That blessed him and
Cursed his poor relation.

And well he should give thanks
There was no revolution,
To interrupt his evening ablution,
For there was a time when
He might have been taken,
And dragged through the streets
By an angry mass,
Spat on by urchins
From the underclass,
Beaten and bruised,
Then his head chopped off, and
Shoes and gloves fashioned
From the skin of his ass.
——–
“Ode to a Bank President, 2010″ copyright © 2010 by Rod Brock

Maybe you can pick up an on-sale case of Diet Mountain Dew on the way.

Walmart, now with coffins.

Given the general economic, social, and political climates of late, this makes me wanna puke–

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – A $3 Million Bra and some Crazy Photos

Every year, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is crazier than the last. This year, at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City, we saw an array of outfits that were by equal turns beautiful and baffling. We love how Victoria’s Secret always manages to dress the Angels in elaborate designs that sit just next to their bodies — giant wings and capes that cover nothing … you’ll see what we mean in the gallery.

Pictured here is the most expensive item of the evening, the diamond-clad three million dollar bra….

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Click on the thumb for my graphical response:

The eagle screech means he’s a good American.