If this didn’t feature Billy Dee Williams (Lando, Harvy Dent), and have a little bit of a Leap of Faith soundtrack vibe, I’m not sure I’d fist it. But it does, so I do.

I KNEW there was something about her that made me uncomfortable.

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From the Orlando Sentinel. The caption reads:

Canadian duo Marie-Pier Boudreau-Gagnon and Isabelle Rampling perform in the Olympic Games Duet Free Routine Synchronized Swimming Qualification Tournament for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing in the National Aquatics Centre.

A detail from a princess Aurora dress-up crown. We all know Disney likes to try and slip these things by us. But we are ever vigilant and have eyes everywhere.

Not only is this girl hot enough to make me feel bad that I’m probably more than old enough to be her daddy, but she can also do some rad stuff with her tongue.

It’s my favorite bit from this neatorama post about tricks you can’t do with your body (I can do 7.5 of the ten that they list).

Some tricks I’ve learned which, while not “impossible,” used to actively not get me chicks at parties:

1. Make a super loud POP noise by compressing air between my fingers and waddle/chin.
2. Chirp like a cricket/drip like a faucet/make convincing ping pong sounds and baaaaaaaa like a goat.
3. Bend my thumb knuckle backwards (apparently, a lot of folks can’t do this).
4. Whistle unbearably loudly by pulling my lower lip out from my teeth and sucking in just right.
5. Tie my arms in a knot like this kid (but way fast).
6. Walk on my knees with my legs in the lotus position.
7. A variety of card and coin tricks

Dang, I should zip up, I think my nerd is showing.

Can you guess from this that I had a pony tail in high school and exclusively wore button-up shirts?

Couple that with the fact that I’ve got weird silent consonants at the beginning of my name, and you won’t be surprised to learn that I went through most of highschool with half of my class thinking I was an exchange student.

DISCUSS: Which 7.5 things do you think Thumb can do? How many of those ten things can YOU do?

I’ve been trying to put extra words in with each post to bring that unique “Fisty” quality to everything we do.

But I can’t think of anything clever to say here. It’s just a straight-up BJ face from the good ol’ edgy days of FistOfBlog.

Speaking of vinyl, see how many BJ faces you can pick out in this old TV-commercial for a Jim Nabors album. Even as a kid, I realized their was something vaguely fruity about his mouth gesticulations, and the middle-school rumor that he and Rock Hudson had been married in a secret ceremony only made it all the more amusing to me.

Of course, like Rock was, Jim is gay, but clearly has avoided promiscuous hot-tub liasons, etc., which may have something to do with his Gomer persona. ‘Cause even if I was gay, I wouldn’t want Gomer puffin’ on my Peter.

Warning: the sounds emerging from this video may induce nausea, vertigo, etc.

“Send $9.98 for 8-track-tape.” Heh. Now that’s one bit of retro Americana I hope no one preserves.

So, after playing some Super Smash Bros Brawl tonight I had a good look at the cover. This is an 8th grade humor level post by the way.

But tell me if that isn’t a big old dong pointed right at the forehead of the only female in the picture (Samus in suit doesn’t count). There’s even a furry (Starfox) and a fist thrown in for good measure. I’m going to sleep tonight believing that this was all intentional.

Full size after the jump if you want to see it.
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