Spirit Airlines ad from last summer.  Reposted on MSNBC this morning.

Too HARD to Resist!

Apparently, this is a thing. Japanese girls licking doorknobs. You’ll like it. See more here.

Thanks to @monoboy for the tip.

This image is from a website called Fine Art America. If you want, you can even order this rendition of an old greek woman cheerfully holding a giant dong of bread as a canvas print. Makes a great gift for Mom!

This made me laugh this morning. Calling Bird is supposed to be, I dunno, calling?

Source.

of why it’s a bad idea to take a big snort of coke and a couple of shots of whiskey to boost your courage before making an important speech.

“Amazing race watermelon head.”

Fucking OW!

oddly arousing. Except for when it blew up.

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