Drop a Goog on it
Jul16

Drop a Goog on it

Henceforth, no member or reader of Fist Of Blog shall use the word “Google” as a verb. Instead, please use the more trendy and correct syntax “drop a Goog on it.” Not only does it sound dirtier, it’ll make you 10%...

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Spam Love V
Jan02

Spam Love V

For Spam Love V, I wanted to try something a little different. I decided that my persona would be that of eight-year-old Charlie, who corresponds with his new email friend without his parents knowing about it. It took a couple of tries, but finally I started to exchange emails with someone named Oksana. Every email she sent was labeled “Hello” which made it a confusing process. She didn’t seem to have nearly as deep...

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Spam Love IV
Aug20

Spam Love IV

Time for another installation of Russian Spam Server Girlfriend! During this exchange, which spanned a month or more, I assumed the personality of Gary, a bodybuilder prone to steroid-induced bouts of rage. Due to certain decisions Gary eventually makes, “Mary” stopped responding all together. From: lady.sharm To: Gary Subject: How are you?sweet!How are you? Wow! You are an exquisite looking man. So stunning. You captured...

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Female Cannibal Feast FoB style
Jul10

Female Cannibal Feast FoB style

So, Thumb got a spammy email a while back from a guy who wanted to be the pig at a luau. He also wanted women to poop in his mouth, among other things. The following is an email exchange between the FoB and Mr. S. I’m going to go ahead and exclude his name and contact info since he might not want it here – a little Google action will lead you to him if you feel like sending him an email. Maybe you can help him out with his...

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The Church of Tina Chopp: The “Truth” Behind the Legend

Just got a reply on a post I made last spring, “The Church of Tina Chopp,” which purports to tell the “real story” behind the infamous graffiti episode of the 80s, where one could find the words “Tina Chopp is God!” scrawled anywhere and everywhere in Bellingham, and (according to the comment) all the way to San Francisco* Go to the post to read the comment. *Where Larry spent a year in outer space,...

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McRorie LIVE ELECTRONIC.
Aug17

McRorie LIVE ELECTRONIC.

Best and worst thing EVER. EDIT: old video link was dead, so I’ve updated it to a newer version of the McRorie Sizzle Video. Same basic video, but his production values are a bit better this time around. Love, Thumb. EDIT 2: That other video link died too. Here’s another. It’s not nearly as awesome, but you get the idea. Love,...

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