I almost crapped myself watching this.

Here we have the story of Michael Larson.  Back in the ‘84, he was a contestant on the quiz show Press Your Luck.  He had spent months recording and watching every episode they had ever aired, and had figured out a way to beat the system.

What follows is a story of triumph and failure in epic proportions.

The rest of the story is here, and it is fascinating, right up to the end.

John Thain, CEO of Merrill Lynch, feels he kept the company to a loss of only 12 BILLION DOLLARS, and should get a 10 million dollar bonus.

AWESOME JOB!

Well WONDER NO MORE!!!

His inner child was a bad ass outer child.

People, I smell Oscars

Who doesn’t hate Nazis?!
Who doesn’t hate Zombies?!
But Nazi Zombies?? I LOVE Nazi Zombies!!
They’re just so fun to kill!!

No, it’s not Grand Theft Auto making us think that running over hookers and shooting cops can be absolved by painting your car, Doom III for making us think that demons can climb out of ductwork but you can shoot them with a plasma rifle and take care of it, or The Sims for making us think you can get a job by checking the mailbox and that if CPS takes your baby away the only result is that your happiness meter goes down until you call your BFF Jill to talk about boat star money aliens.

No.  It’s MARIO KART!!!

You know who’s ready for the zombie apocalypse?  This guy.

He strapped a small electric chainsaw to an AR-15 rifle for the most awesome argument for 2nd Amendment rights EVER!

Granted, the chainsaw would probably get choked up on heavy brush, or, y’know, a human clavicle.  But it’ll definitely slip between some neck vertebrea and take a sloppy zombie head off.  Let’s just hope the zombies don’t smarten up and start wearing armor.

Hit the jump for a couple videos of this thing in action.

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You know when you go out to your car and you see little dirty paw prints all over it because the neighbor’s cat was sleeping on your warm hood?

Well, these people found a solution.

Get rid of the cat and clean the paw prints all at the same time!