Jan Terri! Here she is, singing “Losing You.”

This, unfortunately, is not tongue-in-cheek at all. Not even a little bit.

Thanks to SturgisFinger for sending this slice of history/perspective.

What sort of images does “Earth Day” conjure in your mind? That’s a rhetorical question - you don’t have to comment. Just think about what sort of images Earth Day conjures in your mind.

It was with a sense of great amusement, therefore, that I arrived the “Earth Day Rocks Seattle” MySpace page. The song that plays upon entry (”Bullett” by DB Cooper), besides sounding like something recorded on cassette in a Liverpool basement bar thirty years ago, lacks a certain “finesse.” Probably not the best choice for the leading tune on a site publicizing an Earth Day concert at the Fisher Pavilion–

Masturbate me.
Yeah, masturbate me.
And then suck it from your thumb.
Like a dry desert, soakin’ up rain
Soakin’ up sun.

Don’t mistake this as “prudishness” on my part. Y’all know better than that. It’s simply a lack of tone, taste, foresight, and possibly brains which I am critiquing, here.

Addendum: It appears the opening tune rotates with each refresh. But it’s the first tune on the list. Most of it sounds like derivative metal to me, but whatever.

ThumbStore has a new goal.

The MeatPod!

For a scant ¥6980 (that’s $67.50) you can have a degloved iPod!

$67.50 may seem a bit steep for an iPod sheath until you realize the rubber is modeled after fine Japanese Kobe Beef.  Three of the surviving women of Nagasaki spend 45 minutes per sheathe hand massaging the rubber to give it that tender Kobe Rubber Beef flavor.

The only drawback is that your MeatPod will only play Tool and Ted Nugent.

Don’t know if it’s genuine. At first I thought it was one of those Roy D. Mercer pranks, but they always bleep the profanity. Either genuine, a genuine prank, or a genuine staged prank, I guess.

Pierced’s recent post of the Final Countdown Cellists reminded me of this other, prophylacticly themed tribute to our favorite theme song for George Oscar Bluth.

You’ve been GOBRolled!!

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Assy McGee. Cop. Loose cannon. Romantic. Drunk.

What Sly Stallone would look like if he had an ass for a face.

On Adult Swim next Sunday, 12:30 am.

I had a look at Assy’s website. There’s a “fartboard” there, featuring audio clips of Assy’s various gassy exclamations, e.g., the hard-boiled “Fart of Simmering Rage,” the poignant “2 a.m. Fart of Lonliness,” and the comedic “You can say that again Sanchez!” fart. Among others.

http://www.adultswim.com/shows/assy/fartboard/index.html

Posted nearly simultaneously at Things That Stink

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