What sort of images does “Earth Day” conjure in your mind? That’s a rhetorical question - you don’t have to comment. Just think about what sort of images Earth Day conjures in your mind.
It was with a sense of great amusement, therefore, that I arrived the “Earth Day Rocks Seattle” MySpace page. The song that plays upon entry (”Bullett” by DB Cooper), besides sounding like something recorded on cassette in a Liverpool basement bar thirty years ago, lacks a certain “finesse.” Probably not the best choice for the leading tune on a site publicizing an Earth Day concert at the Fisher Pavilion–
Masturbate me.
Yeah, masturbate me.
And then suck it from your thumb.
Like a dry desert, soakin’ up rain
Soakin’ up sun.
Don’t mistake this as “prudishness” on my part. Y’all know better than that. It’s simply a lack of tone, taste, foresight, and possibly brains which I am critiquing, here.
Addendum: It appears the opening tune rotates with each refresh. But it’s the first tune on the list. Most of it sounds like derivative metal to me, but whatever.