Maybe it even sounded good on paper.

The reality, however, does not work.

“Cinnamonbun Earrings”, or maybe “Spooge-Blasted Snail”

Since I know most of you are from Bellingham, I thought this might help you identify your problem spots. Heh.

Your Scene Sucks.

The machine pictured below is one of many that were installed in the shoe departments of stores throughout the U.S. in the 1940s and 50s. The machine X-rayed the feet, returning an image of the foot bones within the shoe, presumably illustrating the podiatric superiority (or the lack thereof) of footware. At one point as many of 10,000 of these units may have been in use.

Viewing ports were provided – one for the subject, another for the salesperson,and another for Mom, Dad or Aunt Bertha.

Due to the vagaries of construction, many of them leaked–with consequences unknown to the hapless salespersons–but which can be guessed at.

As a trivial aside, the designer of the machine, Brooks Stevens, also designed the Oscar Meyer “Wienermobile”

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Anybody want a shoe with a big sperm on it? Gravity Defyer thinks you do. Their logo is also sperm-tastic. Someone please tell me those sperms were sold by the design team as “tadpoles.” Though what tadpoles, and/or sperm, have to do with springy shoes is anyone’s guess.

Second shoe post today! A new FoB record!

And you went ahead and wore it to work.

Or I have just been out of the fashion loop for too long?

Given the general economic, social, and political climates of late, this makes me wanna puke–

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – A $3 Million Bra and some Crazy Photos

Every year, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is crazier than the last. This year, at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City, we saw an array of outfits that were by equal turns beautiful and baffling. We love how Victoria’s Secret always manages to dress the Angels in elaborate designs that sit just next to their bodies — giant wings and capes that cover nothing … you’ll see what we mean in the gallery.

Pictured here is the most expensive item of the evening, the diamond-clad three million dollar bra….

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Click on the thumb for my graphical response:

And you thought the dancing in that Utah Saints video was good…

I despair for our country.