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SASSY gang violence!

I hear the gang has found new purpose since Tobias Fünke took them under his… uh, wing.

Funky Funke

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happy dead man on stick easter shirt

So I just realized that I never posted about this rad new Easter shirt we just made. A customer came in and gave us the tagline in exchange for some shirts.

Decker made the art, and we just got these suckers in yesterday.

In front of Thumbstore, there lives a mannequin. On that mannequin, we are currently featuring this shirt. It gets people stopping and reading all day long. Some come in. Some keep walking. But everybody has a reaction. I had a guy come in today laughing so hard that I was afraid he’d have a heart attack. He recommended the Zombie Jesus - Patient Zero t-shirts. We may just have to do those one of these days.

Happy Dead Man On Stick T-Shirt available at Merch-Bot.com

happy dead man on stick easter t-shirt

optical illusion
Threadless.com, your source for hipster apparel, is having a sale. 40% off, which puts some of their tees as low as nine bucks.

Sale ends on Easter (that’s this Sunday for you folks who haven’t been paying attention to the Fist’s celebration of Holy Week).

I bought the one pictured here (GOB: It’s an optical illluuuusion, Michael).

I also got a rad Reservoir Dogs/Crayon tee and a rad monsters in love shirt.

Go check it out. If you’re really, really lucky, they’ve got your size left on one of the cool designs.

You could even decide to be a dick and order the infamous spoiler shirt (image below).

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Thanks to SlashFilm for the tip.

God is a sock

They’re always after me Lucky CharmsOh, I once knew a girl named Mary McCluskey
She was ugly as hell, but she had beautiful whuskey…

Here’s Porky, in “The Wearing of the Grin,” which, unbeknownst to Riverdance fans, was the inspiration for that dubious bit of odious commercialism.

I always wondered what that little dude was up to in the lower story.

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