So, I’ve Been Raptured
May21

So, I’ve Been Raptured

I figured, just to be on the safe side, I accepted Jesus into my heart at 11:59 last night.  As I’m typing this, I can feel myself floating off my seat.  Every keystroke buoys me up a bit and it’s a little hard to type. I gotta say, it feels good to leave all you assholes behind… OOP!!  Floated down a bit there. I love you all. There, that’s better. I have no pets, so there’s nothing anyone needs to...

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Dead Drops: The Fist Has A Mission
Nov05

Dead Drops: The Fist Has A Mission

So, this guy in NYC has come up with a brilliant idea.  He calls them Dead Drops, and describes them as, “an anonymous, offline, peer to peer file-sharing network in public space.” Basically, you take a cheap USB drive, put a basic readme.txt on it, remove the plastic housing, wrap it in Teflon tape, then seal it into a fixed structure. Now anyone with a laptop can walk up, plug in, and share files.  What ends up there is...

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The Mysterious Dyatlov Pass Incident
Sep27

The Mysterious Dyatlov Pass Incident

Some time late in the evening of February 1, 1959, nine hikers on a ski trip through the Ural Mountains of Russia tore out the side of their tent and fled down to the edge of a forest 1.5 kilometers from the campsite.  Some of them were only partially clothed, and the weather was well below zero. 25 days later on February 26th, rescuers find two nearly nude bodies under a pine tree around the remains of a fire. They then find the...

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The Iraq War is OVER!!!
Aug18

The Iraq War is OVER!!!

The last of our combat troops are leaving Iraq right now. 50,000 trainers and administrators are remaining, but with the departure of these troops officially ends Operation Iraqi Freedom. It also ends 7 1/2 years of BULLSHIT. AWESOME news!!! U.S. Ending Combat Operations In...

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She Wants to Ray his Bradbury

If Ray Bradbury posses a heterosexual penis, he should be tracking this buxom babe down and singing her body electric. NSFW...

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