What it is!
Fist of Blog is mostly a blog about things we find on the internet. In that respect, it is no different than other blogs. However, it is better than other blogs because we made it. We christen thee, Fist of Blog, as the passed gas of internets past.
Where’s the beef (curtains)?
We’re sure that you’re wondering where de smut is at (that sentence was phrased incorrectly just so we could include the term, “there’s a dangling participle” on this page). There’s a dangling participle in that sentence.
Since Fist of Blog is the scraps off of the internet table, you know there should be some porno. But where is it?
We didn’t want anyone to get fired from their job for reading our site, so we’ve segregated the hardkore smut from the site. To access the internet’s dirty bits, just visit onan the barbarian dot com. You will be sorry.
Bios
INDEX
The man behind the curtain of Fist Of Blog is Index. He’s a mastercoder, king of research, and can match nerd wits with the best. Ask him about playing invisible chess some time.
THUMB
In the olden days of 1998, if Thumb was an action figure, he would have liked to be Gettin’ Some Jesus. Now if Thumb was an action figure, he’d be Older, Balder and Fatter Father of Children. Thumb and Index are longtime collaborators on various projects and web sites that you’ve probably run across if you’ve been trolling the internet for long.
MIDDLE
When they were passing out preciceness, Middle thought they said, “nice tits” and asked for a heaping helping. And when they were passing out mad art skills, he thought they said “hundred dollar bills,” so he mugged they asses and got away clean. He’s the shiny guy who always worries.
PINKY
Some call her Crust. Some use her full name, Jesus Crust Porno Star. We made her change her name to a single digit. She’s a writer, she’s a fighter, she’s a something that rhymes with writer. Biter?
RING
He’s another resident of a state starting with a W. He’s usually got manly facial hair, and a better hat than you.
JFINGER
Gives Index a run for his codenerd money. JFinger is a longtime contributor to Fist of Blog via Posts of Thumb, but now he’s joined the fold. You would not recognize him on the street.
Digit
Digit makes a daily swim from his undersea habitat 500 feet below the surface of the Indian Ocean, risking the bends, to share his internet nuggets with the rest of you. And this is the thanks he gets.
Stinkfinger
Former jet-fighter jock, currently an eccentric philanthropist and international playboy, Stinkfinger is devoted to juxtaposing the sacred and the profane to both baffle and entertain you, and possibly to save Western civilization from utter dissolution. Stinkfinger neither engages in nor understands the practice of “felching.”
Part man, mostly ape, ChaosFist discovered the cure for aids, allergies, and lower back pain, on the internet.
His word is as good as gold, or at least the next word he makes up to sound like he has a clue.
Pedantic in all his persuits, ChaosFist is truly the worlds greatest orneraminazio.
DirtFinger
Jennifer
Middle
stinkfinger