I admit it, I am a sneaker addict.

I’m not the worst case scenario, you won’t catch me at a shoe’s “premier.” WTF is that anyway?

For a man, I spend too much time looking at crazy shoes, I sometimes debate with my girlfriend over who has more shoes. I say she does, she says I do. Currently I know for a fact she has more, but I digress.

As all other products, shoes have their epic fashion and function failures.

Such as: Crocs, cowboy boots not used for equestrian pursuits, men’s platforms, and 99% of women’s shoes. All women’s shoes seem to have one positive attribute compensated for by a total lack of the other attribute.

So I give you, The dumbest men’s shoes I have seen this week.

If you thought the crackhead on cops running through the dark woods with light up sneakers on was funny, wait until someone actually makes something this dumb available.

T.V. will be worth watching again!

An as a runner up (no pun intended) I give you the NES shoe……

I would actually buy this, however, I would rather make my own.

This last stupid shoe is actually unisex, I give my stamp of approval, merely for it’s functionality, it’s the only physically wearable shoe in this blog.

You wont catch me wearing them though.

You won't catch me wearing them though.

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