Jay J. Armes’ J J Arms
I just discovered Jay J. Armes, a man I would consider to be a certified badass. Born in 1938, he lost his hands in a railroad accident when he was 12. Since then, he has become one of the richest international private investigators in the world. He actually helicoptered into Mexico to rescue Marlon Brando’s son from kidnappers.
He is a weapons expert, a martial arts expert, a pilot, scuba diver and a fucking jet pack pilot!!
Back in 2005, Stan Lee was working on a comic based on the man’s life.
He’s had action figures made of himself.
He’s had assassins attempt to take his life.
To this day, he owns a private investigation firm called simply The Investigators.
Check out this 1982 P.M. Magazine piece on this titan of a man.
Pay particular attention to the segment when the interviewer asks what would happen if he puled a gun on Jay.
After all this, though, my biggest questions is, can he jerk off with those things?