Fist of Worm
Fisted by Middle under Uncategorized on Thu, Nov 20, 2008
Tags: Found, YUCK
[3] Comments
Golden Star Trading, Inc.
ATTN: Larval Relocation Division
PO Box 3848
Palos Verdes Peninsula, CA
90274
Dear Distributors of Rice and More,
Tonight I found a worm crawling around in a bag of the rice you distribute.
That’s OK.
I ate the rice and it was pretty good for “a naturally fragrant long grain rice that is grown in Thailand.”
But now that I’ve eaten the rice I still have the worm. And I’m concerned about his well-being. He’s now trapped in America, where it is much colder than he is used to. He is in a land of inferior rice. He has no fellow worms and appears to be the sole survivor of what must have been a long and arduous journey.
So I’m returning the worm to you.
Can you please send him back to Thailand where he will find peace and happiness once again?
Thank you,
Middle



November 21st, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Dude. This is awesome. I love it when you write in to companies.
Do you think they’ll send you a free bag of rice?
November 21st, 2008 at 4:30 pm
When I was about 14 a friend of mine found a spider in his yogurt. He called Breyer’s and they sent him coupons for ice cream, yogurt, etc. Like A LOT of coupons. Good ones!!
November 21st, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I’ll let you know what they say. The worm was still alive when I mailed it off in a ziplock. He had some rice in there with him. He should be OK.