Golden Star Trading, Inc.
ATTN: Larval Relocation Division
PO Box 3848
Palos Verdes Peninsula, CA
90274

Dear Distributors of Rice and More,

Tonight I found a worm crawling around in a bag of the rice you distribute.

That’s OK.

I ate the rice and it was pretty good for “a naturally fragrant long grain rice that is grown in Thailand.”

But now that I’ve eaten the rice I still have the worm. And I’m concerned about his well-being. He’s now trapped in America, where it is much colder than he is used to. He is in a land of inferior rice. He has no fellow worms and appears to be the sole survivor of what must have been a long and arduous journey.

So I’m returning the worm to you.

Can you please send him back to Thailand where he will find peace and happiness once again?

Thank you,

Middle

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