Yesterday, this guy walked into ThumbStore with his body slanted about 45 degrees towards the ground.

ThumbStoreShippingMonkey asked him if he could help him with anything.

This dude said, “hay mmmm urp howmuch ‘re yourjeans?”

ThumbStoreShippingMonkey said, “we don’t sell jeans, man.”

Dude said, “furzmnnn hokay,” and left.

When he turned around, we saw horribleness. I ran outside to take a picture of him walking away.

You can see that picture after the jump.

poopy pants

soiled pants

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