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Just watched the weather w/Steve Pool on KOMO4. “Well, we’re into an autumn pattern, and the rain is coming our way,” he says. “After the break I’ll let you know how long it’s going to last…”
Man, CUT THE CRAP. Just say, “It’s going to rain until NEXT FUCKING JULY,” and spare us the blah-blah.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
i once saw this state lotto ad at the lakeway liquor store that showed a rain hitting a puddle and simply stated, “washington has two seasons: winter and august.”
damn straight.
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
It’s not even that anymore – it’s morelike a few weeks in July, skip a month, and then a few weeks in September.
We have gone psychotic with our weather.
(our weather has gone psychotic with us? psychotic weather has gone? we have psychotic weather with our gone? gone with our psychotic weather? we have weather with our psychotics?)
But you are right – Steve can fuck right off.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:04 am
IT’S GON’ RAIN!!
September 24th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Gotta lean into it or start drinking now.
I’m going with the latter.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Winter is i-cumin in,
Lhude sing goddamn!
Raineth drop and staineth slop
And how the wind doth ram
Sing goddamn!
Skiddth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague hath my ham*
Freezeth river, turneth liver,
Damn you, sing goddamn.
Goddamn, goddamn, ’tis why I am goddamn,
So against the winter’s balm.
Sing goddamn, sing goddamn, DAMN!
Ezra Pound, “Ancient Music”
*Ague: Outdated term for a fever. *Ham: Arse, ass
“My ass has a fever.” or simply “I have a fever.”