This morning my niece was watching Clifford, The Big Red Dog. I sat there with my laptop and mused over certain “problematic” aspects of Clifford’s existence, which ought to be obvious, but which I’ve never heard come up:

  • Clifford eats a LOT.
  • Clifford takes a BIG shit.
  • Clifford has a BIG red wang. HUGE. On the order of a Polaris Missile.

S’okay. Gloss it over. The neighborhood isn’t buried in shit, that dump truck from the Blue Mountain factory doesn’t arrive on a daily basis, and the big red wang…well, it’s just…nullset.

Then, watching The Daily Show this evening I got the same kind of mental sensation, while watching this specific segment, that I had while musing over Clifford the Big Red Dog.

*Reality disconnect.*

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