Bacon Jerky – Thank Bacon Freak

This technological marvel is the brainchild of our favorite bacon-maker,, who touts the radness of bacon with their tagline, “bacon is meat candy.”

Tell me you don’t want to sink your teeth into some bacon jerky. C’mon, I know even you vegans are tempted.

Bacon fans of the world, we have created the first ever bacon jerky. You heard me right, I didn’t say beef jerky, I said Bacon Jerky! I am sure that all you true bacon aficionados are already drooling uncontrollably as your internal tasting mechanisms know that bacon jerky will be able to satisfy your daily bacon urges on go. No longer are you limited to eating bacon at home, you can now take our pouches with you and eat bacon at work, school or simply as a great snack no matter where you are at anytime throughout your day.

Ten bucks plus shipping gets you a fix of bacon jerky, and I have it on good authority that as much as you can fit in your mouth is only 1% of your recommended daily nitrates intake.*

Buy your bacon jerky here.

Just in case you want to listen to his article in your ears, you can do that here. Now who wants to volunteer to read every fist post and put it up with our articles?

*i totally made that up.


Author: Thumb

For some people, Thumb is number one. For others, Index is number one. When I count on my fingers, I use my index finger first and my thumb last. You gotta prolem with that?

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  1. ThumbStore will be selling this stuff within a few weeks.

  2. I see a Bacon Jerky Fest in my future…

  3. Tell me you don’t want to sink your teeth into some bacon jerky.

    I don’t want to sink my teeth into some bacon jerky.

    At all.

  4. I dunno about bacon jerky. seems kind of like that serrano they eat in spain.

    that stuff makes me sick to my stomach.

    too greasy.

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